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Naked Bathing Beauty of the Day

(Sorry, I couldn't resist.....really, I couldn't.)

Category: Pets and Animal Love
Posted on 9/23/2008 4:07:09 PM by Gloria Brame

FOUND: Vintage Breast Bondage

During my hunt for eBay goodies, I came across these sweet images of some ladies having fun. Vendor says they're from the 1950s, but the underwear and hair look a bit more modern. Any ideas?

eBay vendor link

Category: Sex and Sadomasochism
Posted on 9/23/2008 4:06:11 PM by Gloria Brame

It's called impulse control

Most pervs have fetishes of one kind or another, and some of us have intense and specific fetishes. It's pretty typical for us, at one time or another, to have an overwhelming urge to act out those fetishes. The urge can come on so powerfully we feel like we'll go nuts if we don't do something about it. Like... RIGHT NOW. That frenzied sense of urgency makes us fantasize about doing things we know are risky or illegal or just plain stupid. Fortunately, most of us understand that imposing our fetish needs on non-consenting partners is crossing the line and we strictly limit our activities to consenting adults.

Unfortunately, not all of us do. And when the law gets hold of fetishists who do not control their impulses, they're usually doomed to being labeled sex criminals for the rest of their lives. Like this pathetic jerk.

Victim of up-skirt photo shoots back

NEW YORK - Police arrested a man accused of taking a cell phone picture under a subway rider's skirt after the victim said she used her own phone to snap back. The 28-year-old woman said she was victimized last month while climbing stairs to an elevated station in upper Manhattan. A passer-by confirmed her suspicion that he had taken a photo up her skirt, she said.

Dude. Were her panties worth a rap sheet?

In reality, for every fetishist that picks on unsuspecting straights, there are tens of thousands of fetishists who mind their public manners. But John and Jane Straight Public don't know about the millions of kinky people whose private desires remain private: they judge us by the idiots who get busted.

Obviously, for some fetishists the thrill isn't just about the fetish itself but also the thrill of getting caught (or, conversely, of getting away with something illegal). Personally, I distinguish between the fetish impulse (aka sexual identity) and the law-breaking impulse (aka sociopathy). I'm sure there are those (particularly on UseNet) who'd defend law-breaking behaviors by saying "but that's what turns him on, so what else can he do?" or "how dare you judge his kink!!?"

To which I say bollocks. It isn't about kink, it's about poor impulse control! Role-play your fantasy, for God's sake. Find people who will construct with you a clever way to relieve the impulse! Don't involve people who don't want to play. You may think it's harmless fun to take advantage of a stranger but if that stranger doesn't agree (and what stranger would?), you're fucked. Put more bluntly: if you want to do the crime, plan to do the time.

So while I abhor the general atmosphere of ignorance and fear that surrounds the legislation of sexual behavior, I think the woman who felt victimized is doing the right thing. No one should have to fear unwelcome sexual intrusions in their lives. Period.

Category: Sex Laws and Crimes
Posted on 9/23/2008 4:05:13 PM by Gloria Brame

Catherine Opie at the Guggenheim

Great review of a new exhibit by photographer Catherine Opie in the Sunday New York Times. If you're lucky enough to see her show, please leave a comment with your thoughts.

....Ms. Opie came to art-world prominence in the mid-1990s with her large-scale portraits of what she has called her “royal family,” friends in the sadomasochistic leather group in San Francisco. Photographing her highly individualistic tattooed subjects frontally against vibrant-colored backdrops in a manner evocative of Hans Holbein, Ms. Opie sought to give dignified representation to what she felt was a maligned subculture.

read the full review

Two of Ms. Opie's powerful images from her show, both self-portraits. First, perhaps her most famous work, titled "Pervert," followed by a self-portrait with her baby.

Categories: Post-Modern Pop Culture Sex and Arts Sex and Sadomasochism
Posted on 9/23/2008 4:04:15 PM by Gloria Brame

Rare fatal infection from tongue piercing

A bit scary to contemplate for all you kinky folks who have, or are considering getting, a tongue piercing. No idea how rare this is and whether doctors will be researching it further to find out if this was a one-time freak of nature or an actual risk. Anyone know more?

Tongue Piercing Blamed in Soldier's Death.

An Israeli hospital is blaming complications stemming from a tongue piercing for the death of a 20-year-old soldier.

Rambam Hospital spokesman David Ratner says the soldier collapsed in July a few days after having his tongue pierced. Ratner says doctors determined the piercing caused a rare brain infection.

Category: Sexual Health
Posted on 9/23/2008 4:03:16 PM by Gloria Brame

FOUND and HELP: Mile High Club Buckle

Saw this artifact on eBay, and was surprised that the vendor (and the buckle itself) say it's from the 1940s. Almost all of the sites which reference the MHC show cites of a much more recent vintage.

I've tried researching the history of the Mile High Club a bit and, as best I can tell, it's really just an arch way of saying that you've had sex on an airplane. Although jokesters have claimed that the mile high club was founded in honor of a 1916 flight, the whole thing seems to be that delightful American invention, the Tall Tale. Meaning I haven't (yet) seen evidence there ever was any kind of a club EVER.

What we can be sure of is that, at some point in sex history, people began to use the expression "mile high club," either to be discreet about their airborne indiscretions or to suggest they had a special status as a member of an elite club of sexual sophisticates. But who first coined the term and when did they coin it?

No doubt this buckle was produced as a gag. But was it produced as a gag in the 1940s? (And, if so, should we be looking to WWII pilots for the origins of the expression?) Or is this a modern buckle, produced in the 70s or 80s, as a gag gift for swinging singles of the day? Does anyone out there know a reliable source for facts on the origins of this sexy bit of American folklore?

Category: Sex and Culture
Posted on 9/22/2008 7:41:22 PM by Gloria Brame

FOUND: Mannequin tit

From the sublime to the ridiculous, this weirdly attractive plastic lady. I mean...the long view of her looks pretty lifelike -- kind of like a young Dyan Cannon -- if you ignore the stand and the seams, of course. And if you're a mannequin fetishist, she just might be the girl of your dreams. Selling right now for $400 on eBay.

Sexy Busty Mannequin, 38D

Categories: Sex and Culture Sexual Strangeness
Posted on 9/22/2008 7:40:26 PM by Gloria Brame

FOUND: 1820s Erotic Watch

I guess today's going to be a "best of eBay erotica" because I've turned up so many fascinating finds!

For example, after you've spent $100k on bracelets and earrings, what's a mere $40k for an authentic erotic pocket watch from the 1820s?

Check out: Rare 1820s 18K Breguet Pocket Watch Repeater.

Category: Sex and Arts
Posted on 9/22/2008 7:39:27 PM by Gloria Brame

FOUND: Erotic Jewelry by Carrera y Carrera

Those with expensive tastes in jewelry may already know the fine miniature figural art pieces rendered in precious metals by the extraordinary Spanish artisans Carrera y Carrera.

Found on eBay, a vendor selling a rare collection of matching 18k pieces .

A few samples of the seller's offerings.

Category: Sex and Arts
Posted on 9/22/2008 7:38:29 PM by Gloria Brame

BDSM newbie advice on collaring

From my message boards, "Cowhideman" offers some of a newbie the best BDSM advice possible:

Read Collared?? I'm confused..

Category: Sex and Sadomasochism
Posted on 9/21/2008 11:31:24 PM by Gloria Brame

Top issue for voters in 2008

from the inimitable Onion, a little old but still hilarious:

Poll: Bullshit Is Most Important Issue For 2008 Voters

Category: Post-Modern Pop Culture
Posted on 9/21/2008 11:30:26 PM by Gloria Brame

Fucking Science

As regular readers know, unless there are hard scientific facts involved, I view most studies (of the psychological, sociological, sexological -- i.e., soft science kind) through a dark and skeptical lens. It may be an odd confession for someone whose day job is in the soft sciences but it is precisely because I am that I know how difficult it is to gather objective data in an objective fashion.

For example, it's a basic truth about sex studies that people lie about sex. I learned this in grad school. When I was working on my PhD research project, my mentor, Dr. Ted McIlvenna, informed me right up front that lies and partial truths were the name of the game in any and all sex research. That's why broad-based studies are important: the larger the population, the less the impact of individual lies which can distort results. When you see a study which only surveyed less than 20 or 30 people, the margin of error for lies and distortions is staggering. My Ph.D. project ultimately had over 7000 participants (a milestone of sorts), and provided trends which are likely scientifically reliable, but to this day I wonder whether slightly different questions or different phrasing would have produced different results.

I learned that subjects lie about how often they have sex, they lie about how good (or bad) it is, they lie about how they feel about it. Sometimes it's a conscious lie which they tell to make themselves or their partners look better because they think admitting flaws makes them look like failures. Sometimes it's an instinctive lie -- like the ones politicians tell when they're caught with their pants down: lies you tell because to admit the truth would get you into so much hot water you'd rather be called a liar. Sometimes it's an unconscious lie: you really think it's the way you're explaining it because you're blocked off within yourself from the truth. And sometimes people lie about sex out of ignorance: they don't know or understand enough about sex to know whether the sex they're having is good or bad.

But more often than not, soft science studies are intrinsically flawed because because truth is a subjective experience. A recent spate of studies about happiness is a prime example of dubious data. In order to study happiness, the researchers likely defined happiness. You can't prove someone is something unless you know what the something is. So how did the researchers define happiness? Did the researchers who determined, 2 years ago, that rich people are happier than poor people establish criteria for happiness that the researchers who, last year, said evangelicals are happier than atheists used, and did the researchers who recently announced BDSMers are happier than vanilla people use those same criteria too? And when you ask people if they're happy or feel productive -- how can you be sure that everyone is telling you the truth? What if a bunch of people claimed to be happy when on the inside they were hollow wrecks? What if a bunch of people didn't want to admit to how happy they were because it would seem like boasting? If scientists believe they possess absolute criteria on the constituents of human happiness, I wish they'd share it with poets and philosophers, who've been diligently seeking answers to that question for about 3000 years.

For these reasons, I'm more likely to be impressed by results of a sexual medicine study which measures physical arousal with fancy machines than studies which gather anecdotal data. OK, maybe I just like the idea of machines being wrapped around genitalia and monitoring blood flow BUT...that does, at least, seem to provide more reliable information about sexual response than the gleam in someone's eye or the box he or she checked on the survey.

Yet even when methods have scientific anchors -- for example, when studies show (as they have, repeatedly) that an active sex life contributes to the overall health and longevity of the human organism, and they've got the medical evidence to prove it -- there is still the question of the researchers' assumptions about sex. Researchers' biases, in terms of how they think people should respond or what they believe should be normal behavior in bed, distort the data they report. Nowhere is that clearer than in recent studies which have concluded that fucking is good for you. Don't get me wrong: fucking IS good for you. If you like it. If you're not that into it, it's not so hot.

What researchers are less inclined to admit is that it is not the act of fucking itself that is so healthful: it is the arousal and orgasm. Arousal begins the process of the brain sending out those lovely and delicious chemicals; suddenly, our hormones are jumping to attention and informing every molecule to prepare for a thrilling event; our heart rate increases, our pulse quickens, our blood rushes into our genitals, and ultimately orgasm completes the experience, with its own complement of swooningly sweet brain chemicals and, finally, deep relaxation.

Fucking is just one of untold numbers of ways that human beings can produce the above effects. Which is why celibates may enjoy all the same benefits of sex as the fuck monsters, provided they masturbate. Actual male/female intercourse doesn't add health benefits, except in two ways. Fucking requires a good bit of energy and coordination and is reasonable (though not great) exercise for toning and stretching muscles (including the ones between your legs and buttocks). If you never work out, fucking may be the least you can do to stay in shape, though, frankly, yoga is probably better for you, with less chance of accidental injuries or strains. For women, maintaining vaginal health and flexibility after menopause requires some form of penetration -- though not necessarily by a penis. So if you want a happy vagina, put something inside it and move it around. Of course, that could be your lesbian lover's strap-on, your favorite vibrating dildo, or that shampoo bottle you secretly molest in the shower. (Do I know my readers, or do I know my readers?)

This latest study reminded me of my dyspepsia and belief that the contemporary study of sex is irritatingly Fuck-O-Centric.

Sex cures the common cold?

According to psychologists at Wilkes University in Pennsylvania, sex cures the common cold. Forget week-long bouts of runny noses, sore throats and achy muscles and say hello to the opposite sex. Engaging in intercourse once or twice a week can boost your immune system, says Dr. Carl Chametski, one of the study's scientists....

See what I mean? AGH!

Beyond the misleading sense that only fuckers can cure their colds (or improve longevity or avoid heart problems or any of the other myriad benefits of sex that modern science has been faithfully recording over the past few years), reporting like this also is a slap in the face to gay people, fetishists, sadomasochists, and anyone else who does not depend on male/female intercourse for satisfaction. The truth is that even if you'd rather go to bed clutching a shoe than a partner, even if you'd rather fuck the laundry than a member of the opposite sex, you can still enjoy all the positive health benefits of sex, as long as you get aroused and have orgasms.

So go forth and cum, my friends. It's all good -- and it's good for you too.

Category: Sexual Science and Medicine
Posted on 9/20/2008 4:52:39 AM by Gloria Brame

FOUND: Abstract love-hammer

The fifth and last of my found phalli, a lovely little erotic abstract.

Category: Sex and Arts
Posted on 9/20/2008 4:51:47 AM by Gloria Brame

FOUND: Dick joke card

And speaking of our culture's uneasy relationship with the penis....

Category: Sexual Humor
Posted on 9/20/2008 4:50:49 AM by Gloria Brame

FOUND: Not funny penis gourd

Westerners have been known to giggle and snicker upon seeing the penis gourds of New Guinea (also known as phallocrypts -- or see Wiki for background and synonyms) but compared with the American pottery pieces I just posted, this looks awfully darn dignified to me. At least the artisan who created this didn't seem to view the penis as comical but rather as something deserving of careful ornamentation.

Yeah, I'm in a nerdy mood, wondering why modern Westerners often perceive the penis as intrinsically funny or silly looking. Is it a reaction to our culture's generalized anxiety about sex?

Or is it really just funny looking?

Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm.

Category: Sex and Culture
Posted on 9/20/2008 4:49:51 AM by Gloria Brame

FOUND: Cocked up cock cup

Yes, I have a few phalli to share with you today.

Sidenote for collectors: dishes with this (drippy, uneven) glazing style are referred to as "dripwear" which, I guess, does make it the only right choice for ceramic penis art. (At least until someone invents droopwear.)

Category: Sexual Strangeness
Posted on 9/20/2008 4:48:53 AM by Gloria Brame

FOUND: Cock Creamer

This creamer/milk pitcher strikes me somehow as the spiritual equivalent of the pussy planter I recently blogged.

Mind you, I'm not adverse to the concept of a cock creamer, but this one is so tacky!

Category: Sexual Strangeness
Posted on 9/20/2008 4:47:55 AM by Gloria Brame

Jerk your nose off

via Boing-Boing:

Wank your way to nasal clarity

A paper in the Journal of Medical Hypotheses, "Ejaculation as a potential treatment of nasal congestion in mature males" (Zarrintan, S) proposes a good hard wank to relieve nasal congestion in men....

The author proposes that, with proper scheduling of masturbation and/or sexual intercourse a guy could keep his nose clear for the rest of his life!

Category: Sexual Health
Posted on 9/20/2008 4:46:57 AM by Gloria Brame

NYC SM Dungeon busted

SIGH....because American legal agencies don't have anything more important to worry about than whether someone's having hot sex....

Tribeca S&M palace raided; owner, 'Domina' held on prostitution raps

A Manhattan S&M club that billed itself as the "Leading House of Domination in NYC" was put out of business Wednesday after the NYPD busted its manager and seized its business records.

Category: Sex Laws and Crimes
Posted on 9/19/2008 4:20:17 AM by Gloria Brame

FOUND: cast iron bra

Thanks to Eagle for spotting this artful contraption.

Categories: Sex and Arts Sex and Sadomasochism Sexual Humor
Posted on 9/19/2008 4:19:20 AM by Gloria Brame

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