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Sign of the pissy times

If you're a raunch-loving piss-aholic (aka a Urophiliac) who just can't get enough of the stuff, here is your golden opportunity. Just pitch a tent on Interstate 84, and wait for manna to rain down.

Urine bottles: Another result of high fuel prices?

Police say there's been an alarming rise in urine-filled plastic containers found along a three-mile stretch of Interstate 84 in eastern Oregon.

A litter crew for the Oregon Department of Transportation picked up an estimated 200-300 urine filled plastic bottles, along the highway, about half of which were found in a short stretch dubbed "Three Mile Hill."

Police think the price of fuel may be causing drivers to travel slower than normal to save fuel while at the same time passing rest areas or truck stops.

And for those of you going ewwwwwwwwwwww, just think of the important role that piss fetishists could play in saving the environment. Their yellow could be our new green.

BTW, as a gardener who's wondered about this in the past (in the never-ending quest to amend soil in cheap and creative ways), large amounts of piss (of any kind) pretty much kill soil. Similarly, shit from meat-eating animals (whether great apes or little dogs) is harmful to soil too.

The best kind of shit comes from chickens, cows, horses, goats, and other grain eating or grazing animals. Their poo is full of nutrients the soil is happy to welcome back. However I would love to know if vegetarian humans could make a similar contribution to nature. Call Ed Begley! This could be a whole new approach to recycling, while guaranteeing employment for all vegetarians in the fertilizer industry.

Categories: Post-Traumatic Tabloid Disorder Sexual Humor
Posted on 8/10/2008 8:05:42 AM by Gloria Brame

The amazing Ladyboy

My husband turned me on to tiavatube.com, which features an insane amount of free porn clips. We were really blown away by these two trans beauties, Fanta and Ice
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Category: Sexual Beauty
Posted on 8/10/2008 8:04:43 AM by Gloria Brame

Houston cops steal sex toys

I like the way the reporter is all politically correct, saying they "may be missing." Obviously, the toys are GONE and no one -- except perhaps dozens of giggly police officers -- knows where they went. Time for HPD to put out an APB on the missing butt plugs. Could be a pretty shitty operation.

$50,000 in sex toys may be missing from HPD property room

The Emperor is gone. So is Cyber Wabbit.

Three years after Houston police seized these and hundreds of other sex toys worth $50,000 from the Adult Video Megaplexxx, the devices may be missing from the department's property room.

Categories: Post-Modern Pop Culture Sex Laws and Crimes
Posted on 8/10/2008 8:03:44 AM by Gloria Brame

Sensual cyclist

British cyclist Rebecca Romero

Category: Sexual Beauty
Posted on 8/10/2008 8:02:45 AM by Gloria Brame

Beard bondage

From Boing-Boing, a snip about a new shaving aid men can stick over their chins to create a perfectly shaped goatee.

Prompting us to wonder why no one's yet made one to shape pubic hair.

Category: Sexual Beauty
Posted on 8/9/2008 12:06:35 PM by Gloria Brame

Found: Drinks that make you hesitate

There but for an L, you could be drinking a very different taste sensation....

When I saw this, I thought, ooh, lucky Cal! Then I thought, ooh, poor Cal: it must be hard work meeting market demands....

Category: Sexual Humor
Posted on 8/8/2008 3:59:57 PM by Gloria Brame

The English ladies and the sluts

They didn't approve of the way the girls were brought out in a lineup for the client to choose. As Jean put it afterwards: 'It was a bit like a dog show.'

Shirley did not like the fact that the girl who was chosen didn't have an option about whether to accept. 'I think a girl should be able to say no to a man if she doesn't like the look of him.'

So what, precisely were these Hampshire grandmothers doing, weighing up the pros and cons of the Moonlite Bunny Ranch?

Link: Not quite jam and Jerusalem: Women's Institute ladies toured the world in search of the perfect brothel

Categories: Sex and Culture Sex Laws and Crimes
Posted on 8/8/2008 3:58:59 PM by Gloria Brame

Confessions of a chronic masturbator

Posted as humor on Ebaum's...but is it?

Category: Sex On-Line
Posted on 8/8/2008 3:58:00 PM by Gloria Brame

Anal toy joy

All I can say about this one is READ THE REVIEWS. Omigoodness. Feels amazing to the women, but one creative guy put the vibrating end in his own ass and then double-penetrated his wife!

What a fabulous and diabolical toy. And, by the way, it comes in different sizes for you connoisseurs of cock.

Link: The Vibrating FeelDoe Silicone Harness Dildo

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Categories: Sex and Relationships Sex and Sadomasochism Sex On-Line Sexual Health
Posted on 8/8/2008 3:57:01 PM by Gloria Brame

Paris is burning HOT

On the off-chance any of you have not yet seen this gem

See more Paris Hilton videos at Funny or Die

Link: Paris Hilton Responds to McCain Ad

Category: Post-Modern Pop Culture
Posted on 8/8/2008 3:56:02 PM by Gloria Brame

FOUND: dog boots ?!?!

I can't remember where I found this one but I *hope* it was a joke: the tiny turd seems to suggest as much. Otherwise, I think we should skin the designer who came up with this idea.

For the record, these are the only kind of doggie boots I approve:

Categories: Pets and Animal Love Post-Modern Pop Culture Post-Traumatic Tabloid Disorder
Posted on 8/6/2008 9:41:07 PM by Gloria Brame

FOUND: 1925 print

Oh how I'd love to spend a day at this spa....(or is it a harem? oops, never mind, then!)

Category: Sex and Arts
Posted on 8/6/2008 9:40:09 PM by Gloria Brame

TV: kinkier than ever and I say GOOD!

Naturally, the PTC was looking for fodder to prove their point that America's morals are crumbling and, gee, they were able to find it! Funny how that works. There is not a time in history when we didn't have self-appointed moralists railing against the decadence of their contemporary culture, whether that culture was ancient Greece or 19th century Europe. Indeed, Nazis just luuuuurved banning and burning signs of "decadence," and sending gay people to concentration camps.

Indeed one of the rich ironies is that the past that current moralists hold up as some allegedly purer and more saintly time was, in its day, being attacked in much the same way by much the same kind of prigs who conduct studies such as these. If this was the 1950s -- that allegedly lovely time when ladies were domestic slaves and men held all the power -- they'd be shrieking about Elvis's pelvis corrupting America's youth.

from Forbes.com

Sexing Up Prime Time

"I haven't heard the life-affirming sound of panties hitting the floor in over two weeks."

Macho line from a bad porno flick? Nope. It's actually a punch line from broadcast television's prime-time hour. And according to the Parents Television Council's "Happily Never After" study, the period between 8 p.m. and 11 p.m. is filled with more and more just like it.

Setting out to prove the once-taboo topic of sex is anything but today, the Los Angeles, Calif.-based TV watchdog group examined all scripted programming on the five broadcast networks....during a four-week period this past fall. The study's findings: Prime-time broadcast television is not only airing more sex than ever, but it's getting kinkier and kinkier....

"Today's prime-time television programming is not merely indifferent to the institution of marriage and the stabilizing role it plays in our society," the study reports, "it seems to be actively seeking to undermine marriage by consistently painting it in a negative light."

The study found nearly three times as many verbal references to non-marital sex compared to marital sex on the broadcast networks during the 207.5 programming hours studied. When it came to the related visuals, the ratio was nearly four to one.

During the same period, there were 74 references to topics like masturbation, sex toys, bondage or fetishistic sex. Visual references to a third party voyeur, transvestites, transsexuals, threesomes, kinky sex, bondage, sado-masochism and prostitution outnumbered the same for marital sex nearly three to one.

Uh-huh. And could that be because, in reality, more people have sex for pleasure outside of marriages than in them?

No doubt the PTC would be delighted to launch a witch-hunt against those who dare to view sexuality as a beautiful and fun thing, and the existence of sexual diversity as a positive message to share across generations and television screens.

If you take the positions that sex itself is dirty (and therefore inappropriate for prime time), and that the only kind of sex that is "acceptable" is marital sex, then the whole world must look like a filthy flaming Roman orgy to you, and you'd like to do everything in your power to make everyone subscribe to your own narrow and parochial point of view.

Read a little history, PTC, and learn something new: every generation throughout history has had one thing in common: a scourge of self-appointed guardians of public morals who try to force their own screwed up belief system on everyone else. Progress comes only by ignoring people like you.

Categories: Post-Modern Pop Culture Sex and Culture
Posted on 8/6/2008 9:39:10 PM by Gloria Brame

Forced fem fun

My very owned sissy found this happy little cartoon.

(I so need to beef up my "stern governess" wardrobe!)

Category: Sexual Humor
Posted on 8/6/2008 1:12:32 AM by Gloria Brame

Buzzing with perversion

Speaking of unspeakable cruel (and yet utterly delightful) toys...our depraved slavey-girl, Ketzl, recently purchased this crazy thing (which, I must add, I would NEVER use on a dog!):

Which prompted her Master to find a way to secure the shock box to the crotch of a girdle so that the two prongs rest against said slavey-girl's pink parts...

Which prompted yours truly to demand a lot of personal time playing with the remote control, and to request that when went out last Saturday for our girlie-shopping-day (something of a ritual for me and Ketzl), the battery would be all charged up and Will's girl all girdled up for action.

Fellow pervs, if you've never gone shopping with a slavey-thing who is girdled into a shock device that delivers intense sensation (which you can dial up to insanely intense or keep at more tolerable but still VERY squeal-inspiring levels) may I just say...YOU'VE NEVER LIVED! O.M.G.!!!!

Having the remote in my pocket turned me into a giddy, demonic child! Just one little push on a button and she squeals and jumps in the air, her eyes suddenly all subbie and narcotic, with a touch of fear. O.M.G.

It was the BEST shopping trip ever.

When she spent a little too much time dawdling....PUSH! SQUEAL!

When she wandered away (range is good to 400 yards)....PUSH! SQUEAL!

When I just felt like playing with her mind...hide someplace and watch her as I PUSH, PUSH, PUSH -- and she SQUEALS SQUEALS SQUEALS.

And when I sent her in for groceries while I waited in the car...she knew she had exactly 19 minutes before I'd crank up the dial to excruciation. Guess what? She finished the grocery shopping in RECORD time.

Did I mention the cute little way she jumped every time, flapping her hands in the air? Think modified jumping jack.

Caution: do NOT push the button when someone's carrying drinks, driving a car, or otherwise engaged in something where squealing and jumping could cause an accident.

Otherwise, this thing is an amazing way to keep that SM buzz going, literally, without anyone but you and your own slavey-thing even knowing that all of life has just turned into a big bad SM adventure.

Category: Sex and Sadomasochism
Posted on 8/6/2008 1:11:33 AM by Gloria Brame

FOUND: Wearable spiked (art) shoe

At least I think it's an art object. Though it would be a truly formidable toy for a femdom to unleash in her dungeon. I wonder how many masochists would volunteer to lick this one...

Category: Sex and Culture
Posted on 8/6/2008 1:10:36 AM by Gloria Brame

A little deSade to cheer your day

My adapter thingie arrived a day early! YAY! And so, before I go on vacation next week -- and hopefully before my old laptop dies its final death -- I'm going to try and post all the cool images still sitting on this creaky hard-drive.

I'll start with some great finds from an old SM favorite...the Marquis himself.

Here are three fascinating illustrations from a rare 18th century edition of Juliette by Marquis de Sade

And for book-lovers, the detailed title page:

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Is your life complete? Buy the Complete works of de Sade and find out.

Categories: Sex and Arts Sex and History Sex and Sadomasochism
Posted on 8/6/2008 1:09:36 AM by Gloria Brame

Not quite up but...

getting there.

My real laptop won't be working for a few more days -- but I've got a brand new one to play with until then. I really didn't mean for vacation to start quite this early...maybe I should take it as a sign. (Or at least a sign that I work my laptops too hard...)]

If it takes me a while to answer your email, pls. be patient and I will get back to you eventually.

G.

Category: Autobiographical Urges
Posted on 8/4/2008 4:31:59 AM by Gloria Brame

Down

My laptop's transformer died on Saturday, and it may take a couple of days to get a replacement, since I have to order it from the manufacturer. Grrr. At the moment, I only have 20 minutes remaining on my battery so....Be back when my laptop's running again...!

Category: Autobiographical Urges
Posted on 8/3/2008 6:05:25 AM by Gloria Brame

Heel-acious

In addition to all the one-of-kind, fanciful, for-fun-only shoes I found...I came across a whole line of meant-to-be-worn shoes from designer Marc Jacobs, whose designs in general seem to range from the truly exquisite to the insanely hideous. And these sideways beauties sort of embrace both his extremes: lovely shoes with a totally absurd sideways heel. Did he really think these would catch on?

It's hard to imagine what it'd be like to grind out a cigarette in these. Or do the twist. Or jump for joy. Or stand on one leg. Or even walk. Support for the front of the foot seems so counter-intuitive. Is there a hidden steel support to keep your foot-heel in the air, or does your heel bob down with ever step, like you're climbing a ladder?

Maybe this ad featuring Victoria Beckman (or at least her legs) provides the key on the only position to be in if you want to wear these comfortably.

Category: Post-Modern Pop Culture
Posted on 8/2/2008 9:33:36 AM by Gloria Brame

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