If you'd like to cast a little cheer into the life of a serviceman, visit Let's Say Thanks, a site sponsored by Xerox which allows you to pick out and sign a card designed by children throughout the US. Don't worry about being too late for Thanksgiving or too early for Christmas: Xerox delivers these in monthly batch to our men and women overseas, along with various goodies. It's a great idea that helps keep our soldiers' morale up, and will only take you a couple of minutes (they even offer a selection of messages if you aren't feeling creative enough to create your own).
Enjoy your bird. Unless you're a vegetarian -- in which case, just enjoy this lolcat.
Happy Thanksgiving!
Posted on 11/27/2008 7:12:25 PM by Gloria Brame
Blowing in the...wheeeee
We had quite the little windstorm here yesterday morning. I half expected to see a witch on a bicycle fly by the window. Every time a branch fell with a crashing thud, the dogs went crazy, convinced there was a predator at the door. Like an alarm clock set to snooze, they shrieked out howls every 5-10 minutes. (Those high-pitched yelps that come from the throats of small dogs are as grating on the nerves as chalk squealing on a chalkboard.)
I had back-to-back appointments yesterday but around noon I had enough of a break to catch up on fish-tank maintenance, and was doing a water exchange in all three tanks. Noting that one of the filters was sluggish, I figured it was time to take it apart and clean it, so I unplugged it from the baroque agglomeration of wires, boxes and plugs, just hoping I would remember what went where and wouldn't clumsily deconstruct Will's purposeful web of cords. Deft as I am with a cane, I'm really the world's biggest klutz when it comes to, well, just about everything else.
I finished squeezing out fish poo from the tank filter (where is Mike Rowe when I need him?), reassembled the box, finished topping off the tanks, and finally replugged things. To my dismay, the tanks sputtered, the lights blinked on and off, and the filters died. Fuck. I got down on my knees to stare sorrowfully at the cords, wondering what I'd done wrong, even as the dogs howled for the nth time.
Sighing, I followed them to the front door, opened it and pointed out that there wasn't a fucking thing going on beyond a whole lot of wind: no deer to chase nor squirrels to bully, not even a cat scratching to come in. I challenged them to go out and see for themselves, but they took one look at leaves catapaulting through the air and gave me that look that small-dog-owners know so well, that "holy crap, you don't expect delicate little ME to go out in that mess, do you?" look.
I went back upstairs to find the tanks were fine, bubbling happily, but relief was brief: they sputtered off again. Huh? Then sputtered on, then sputtered off, and then suddenly the whole house seemed strangely quiet. Uh oh.
When you live in a house in the woods, you are all too familiar with the sound of electrical nothingness. An electrical storm, heavy rain or, as happened yesterday, some feisty winds, and you can almost count on a black out. Power poles fall (or drunk drivers skid into them and plow them down), and transformers blow. So it wasn't my electrical ineptitude at all: a local transformer had cycled 3 times and surrendered.
No lights, no heat, no phone. But happily a cell fully charged. I called the power company, and was immediately routed to their automated system, where I punched in the info to report an outtage. Called back a few minutes later to see if they could give me an estimate on when it would be repaired, and couldn't even get through. Apparently all my neighbors were calling in too.
I called my next appointment to warn her we might not HAVE an appointment.
Did I mention I live in the woods? When the power goes here, a strange magic moves in. The chorus of low hums from the dozens of appliances and gadgets that keep us connected to the 21st century comes to a sudden hush, and the forest's song rises. One minute you're an Internet-surfing, Napster-listening, capuccino-drinking modernist in a climate-controlled home: the next, you are a 19th century Southern farmer, listening to cattle lowing over in your neighbor's fields and checking the woodpile to see if you've got enough to keep the fireplace filled tonight.
Though I was vastly relieved when power was restored a mere 20 minutes later, there's something about a power failure in the woods. You go off the grid. You are conscious of fundamental aloneness. The outside world goes away. The things that men have built lie down and the things of God stand up. The turning leaves aren't powered by electricity. You feel your existential insignificance as nature flaunts its healthy, fulsomely independent system at you. I imagine that more than a few tiny critters were displaced by the powerful gusts that blew them from one acre to another, but no matter: they were light enough to fly on the winds, carried violently but not shattered as a human would be. When the world goes away and it's just you and the natural world, you feel an exquisitely profound humility.
Playful photo of two lingerie-clad gals (said to be strippers) showing some, but not too much, skin, ca. 1960.
Bonus tushie for spankos!
And bonus age test for boomers: if, after glancing at the girls, you stare at the TV set trying to identify the show, yep, sorry, time to join AARP.
Category: FOUND
Posted on 11/25/2008 7:42:33 AM by Gloria Brame
NLA Writing awards: nominations call
Fresh from my email, this call for nominations by the National Leather Association for its 2008 writing awards.
CALL FOR NOMINATIONS (Columbus, OH) -- NLA:
International, a leading organization for activists in the pansexual leather
community, has expanded its annual writing awards for excellence in
SM/leather/fetish writing. Nominations are now being accepted for books,
articles, novels, and short fiction first published between 1 January 2008 and
31 December 2008. The deadline for nominations is 28 February 2009, and winners
will be announced at the NLA-I’s Annual General Meeting, which will be held
during Spring Iniquity 18 in Houston, TX (17-19 April 2009). The award
categories are: Non-Fiction Book (Geoff Mains Award) Non-Fiction
Article (Cynthia Slater Award) Novel (Pauline Reage Award) Short Fiction
(John Preston Award) Nominations for the Cynthia Slater Award
(non-fiction article) may have appeared in print or online publications.
Eligibility for all other awards (short fiction, novel, non-fiction book)
requires print publication. Nominated works should foster education and promote
awareness and a positive image of the leather community. The judges will require
three copies of any nominated work (digital copies are acceptable).
Nominations
may be sent to the committee chair, Steve Vakesh, at: stvvakesh@comcast.net.
NLA-I has convened an award jury of six readers,
which includes some noted writers in the field and leading community activists.
(Names are withheld until after judging is complete to prevent lobbying by
nominees.) In 2007, Lee “Bridgett” Harrington's book Shibari You Can Use:
Japanese Rope Bondage and Erotic Macramé (Mystic Productions Publishers) won
the Geoff Mains award for best non-fiction book. Jack Rinella's article
“Empathy,” which appeared in Leather Views won the Cynthia Slater award
for best article." Shortly after the announcement of the winners at the
NLA-I's Annual General Meeting at Beyond Vanilla in Dallas, NLA-I President
Vince Andrews noted the widespread appreciation these awards received. He
announced the addition of the novel and short fiction awards to recognize
writers in these categories whose works "entertain and educate, while building
awareness and tolerance of the leather/SM/fetish community and showcasing the
talents."
A variety of erotic cabinet cards, all dated ca. 1890.
Category: FOUND
Posted on 11/25/2008 7:40:39 AM by Gloria Brame
Must see movies: Goldblum's perversions
I've been seeing dribs and drabs of publicity for this movie which sounds like an absolute must-see if
you're Jewish
you're interested in Holocaust history
you like powerful adult drama
you like Jeff Goldbum and/of Willem Dafoe
you're perverted
you're ME!
OMG, this movie appears to have it all: a tragic story of immense psychological suffering, with giant doses of sexual perversion (watching Dafoe force Goldblum to be his pet dog is bound to be a memorable cinematic experience).
Nearly 15 years after the release of “Schindler’s List” the Holocaust continues to figure prominently as a subject for the movies. The latest one, which had its official premiere at the recent Toronto International Film Festival, after a sneak peek at the prestigious Telluride film festival, is “Adam Resurrected.”
The film, a drama set in the early 1960s, centers on Holocaust survivor Adam Stein (Jeff Goldblum), once a beloved clown-magician in pre-war Berlin, now struggling to overcome his demons while housed in an Israeli mental hospital for traumatized survivors.
Unlike other cinematic mental patients in classic movies, such as “One Flew over the Cuckoo’s Nest,” Stein isn’t up against a cruel, inhumane system. The doctors in the asylum, for the most part, are supportive of his idiosyncrasies, which include hiding bottles of liquor for regular consumption. They also look the other way as he engages in a mildly sadomasochistic sexual relationship with the institute’s head nurse, played by Israeli actress Ayelet Zurer. No, Stein’s main obstacles to regaining good health are his horrific memories, notably the hideous reality that he survived the war by acting, literally, as the pet of the commandant of a concentration camp (Willem Dafoe) in the vain hope that by debasing himself, he could save the lives of his family.
The Goldblum Variations: Star Turn Charts a Troubled Survivor’s Journey From Hell to Health
Watch a clip of the movie:
And if you can't get enough Goldblum, here's an interview with him about the film.
To me, he's gotten sexier with age. Check out the long lean legs on this Hollywood icon. Oh, Jeffie, I'd gladly comfort you by licking those kosher sticks from toe to thigh.
Over at MSNBC.com, sex columnist Brian Alexander tackles topics most mainstream journalists are too chickenshit to touch. Here Alexander offers some advice on visiting a professional dominatrix.
Q: Paying for sex is illegal in most of America, but what about paying for fetish services? Can you legally hire a dominatrix or escort for any of the countless things besides intercourse? Where is the line drawn?
A: If you have a hankering to strap on a codpiece and pay a woman for the privilege of scrubbing her floors while she drips hot wax on your back, the legal line is drawn at the border of the state or country in which you live.
If you need a laugh today, check out this satire by Michael Swaim at Cracked.com. The subject (Craigslist's new fee policy) isn't funny but Swaim is hilarious. So too are the multitude of faux personal ads posted by various commenters. Highly recommended, start to finish.
When did it happen, America? When did we become the police state that we’ve always feared, that thousands of brave men and women laid down their lives to try and banish from existence?
As I’m sure you’ve heard by now, Craigslist will henceforth be charging a fee and requiring credit card validation for any posts in the “erotic services” section.
At this point I’d usually say something like “well, fuck me,” but I’m afraid THE MAN would want my PIN number first.
Would be awfully interesting if this trend caught on in the US. What I'd really love to know is whether the bras really are specific to male physique, i.e., with a special cut to accommodate broader backs and bigger shoulders. It would be a total rip-off if it was just a typical female bra that is being marketed to men without any particular differences in style/cut. If you've bought one, let us know what you think.
A Japanese online lingerie retailer is selling bras for cross-dressing men and they've quickly become one of its most popular items.
Since launching two weeks ago on Rakuten, a major Japanese web shopping mall, the Wishroom shop has sold over 300 men's bras for 2,800 yen ($30) each. The shop also stocks men's panties, as well as lingerie for women.
Bra for the boys an online bestseller in Japan
Category: Sex and Culture
Posted on 11/23/2008 3:50:27 PM by Gloria Brame
Fear The Erection!
My multi-talented (agent/producer/film-maker/mom/animal lover/gardener) niece, Aine Leicht has built a career as a horror diva. She recently worked (produced it! yeah!) on a hilarious indie film, which she describes as "a surrealistic tale of unrequited love."
Here's the trailer for the movie, Erection, a film by Creep Creepersin. (And yep, Aunt Gloria is super proud of her...so proud I must share it with you guys.)
Yes, boys and girls, it's time for your weekly dose of utter absurdity. As in, WTF?
Could this be a new and unique fetish? Or --great God almighty-- is there already a website and chat area devoted to this one? Only the Internet knows.
Police have arrested a man suspected of leaving greasy, graphic imprints on the windows of stores, churches and schools in a small Nebraska town. A 35-year-old man was caught in the act by police early Wednesday morning, Cherry County Attorney Eric Scott said Friday. The man hasn't been charged yet, but authorities believe he is the vandal some townsfolk have dubbed the "Butt Bandit."
Beginning in spring of 2007, a mystery vandal visited businesses at night, pressing his naked behind — sometimes his groin, sometimes both — on windows. The marks were made with lotion or petroleum jelly, and while police had earlier worried copycat criminals were getting involved, Scott said they now believe it's "the act of a lone deviant."
Suspect arrested for greasy imprints in Neb. town.
Posted on 11/22/2008 7:37:21 PM by Gloria Brame
EYE CANDY: O O Carter O
Just saw Carter Oosterhouse doing an ad and have no idea what he was saying because I couldn't stop staring at him. O.M.G. Obviously I'm waaay behind on home improvements. Thanks to my grrrl ketzl for googling some ogle-icious Oosterhouse imagery and finding some happy news for hetfems: he's straight!
Keep your hands off him, ladies: I lusted after him first. :)
MORE Carter Oosterhouse @ Queerty
Category: Sexual Beauty
Posted on 11/21/2008 10:26:19 PM by Gloria Brame
FOUND: Fighting Femmes or SMers, ca. 1960s
Can't decide whether this is a pair of female wrestlers or a mean Mistress forcing her sub into rough sex. Either way, 60s porn always looks grim to me, with harsh lighting that makes the models seem tubercular and rooms straight out of a flophouse. On the other hand, there are probably some connoisseurs who can't get enough of girls in mismatched underwear and cheap wigs. Meanwhile, the action actually looks real, so props to the photog for immortalizing these minxes at play.
Category: FOUND
Posted on 11/21/2008 2:46:46 AM by Gloria Brame
FOUND: Explicit lesbian erotica, ca. 1920s
Again, some exceptionally hot finds from my latest searches for fine vintage erotica. Both shots date from the 1920s, but the passion in them is eternal. I think someone who really loved women shot these.
And, ooh, doesn't Snow White look delectably dominant?
Category: FOUND
Posted on 11/21/2008 2:45:58 AM by Gloria Brame
FOUND: fetishy 50s figure mag
So if this is an art mag, intended to teach you how to photograph nudes, why is the sex kitten on the cover dressed in lingerie, giving you a sultry look? Oh, yeah, it was the fabulous 50s when showing more than lingerie got you banned from the newsstand. Wait a minute...it still does!
One wonders what market niche the publishers targeted: amateur photogs who wanted to shoot porn? I'll bet a chunk of the market were fetishists drawn by those long slim limbs in fishnets.
Category: FOUND
Posted on 11/21/2008 2:44:59 AM by Gloria Brame
And the winner is...the chick with low self-esteem
Dude, like what's this world coming to, when people hold raffle contests to get gals boob implants? And, and...how many women really want a bunch of drunk horndogs cheering over their sad belief that their natural tits aren't cute enough? Even creepier -- they're letting minors buy raffle tix.
I guess if you really feel you just can't be happy in this life without implants that you can't afford, it's worth lining up for your ticket in hopes of completely publicly humiliating yourself when they announce your name and call your flat-chested self up to the stage. But, dude.
Health authorities in Spain Wednesday expressed outrage over a raffle being organised by a nightclub in which the prize is breast enlargement surgery.
The raffle, called "Pretty Woman," is to take place at the Pacha discotheque in the Mediterranean city of Valencia on December 5. Tickets cost 20 euros (25 dollars) and the prize is worth 4,500 euros.
Nightclub raffle for larger breasts sparks health row in Spain
One of my favorite recent finds! An amazing and amazingly explicit photograph of two nude ladies doing SM in the great outdoors, ca. 1920s.
Category: FOUND
Posted on 11/20/2008 6:59:23 AM by Gloria Brame
What femdom-ly and what's not
I'm feeling all list-y today. You ever been there or is this just another one of my (aherm, cough cough) "charming" eccentricities?
Anyway, here is a short list off the top of my head about what I think are some differences between femdoms as portrayed in fantasies, and femdoms who live the life. While femdoms comes in all sizes, shapes, colors, and have different interests/kinks/fetishes etc., there are still a handful of characteristics that I think distinguish real ones from ones who only play the role.
YMMV, of course, so feel free to have a cow over my POV. That's why Typepad gives us a comments box.
As I see it, women who are genuinely dominant....
Dress to please themselves. They may dress to make their subbies gnaw their knuckles in lust, but they decide for themselves what looks and feels right on their body. If a femdom doesn't feel as "real" in pajamas as she does in high heels, it's because she isn't real on the inside.
Don't create drama. The antithesis of dominance is hissy-fittiness. If they cannot maintain an even keel during times of stress, for christ's sake, should they be topping? Friends don't let friends submit to drama queens.
Have clear and sane boundaries. If they run hot and cold, run away. If they get too close to you too quickly, act needy, helpless or confused, they might still be sadistic but they sure aren't dominant.
Are accountable for their mistakes, and hold subs accountable for theirs. A complicated concept perhaps but the foundation of a power relationship: if the domme won't admit her flaws, she isn't strong enough to wear the dominant mantle or safe enough to play with. If she doesn't hold her sub accountable for his/her bad behaviors, she isn't powerful enough to maintain control.
Care about their OWN pleasure. Put another way -- why should a femdom care more about the sub's sexual pleasure than her own? When I see a femdom let it be ALL about the sub/slave's fantasies, I hope she's getting paid. Exorbitantly.
Even as sex activists attempt to push back against government censorship, another group of sex-lovers Down Under are hosting a "month-long, nude anything-goes party" in Queensland -- all in the interest of stimulating the, er, economy. Who wants to go? (raising hand)
"Tough economic times call for stiff measures," Tony Fox, the owner of the White Cockatoo resort in Mossman, in tropical Queensland state, told the Courier-Mail newspaper.
"It will be a hedonism resort, where anything goes for a month. It doesn't take rocket science to work out what it means," Fox said, naming March as the risque party month.