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Behold the lap-juicer

The Museum of Sex in NYC recently launched a fun show devoted to their pick of fanciful sex toys. Click below to see a slide show.

Designed for Sex: The World's Most Elaborate Sex Toys

The Museum of Sex recently launched a new exhibition of the best and most elaborately designed sex toys, which should inspire you to be more discerning at your local erotic boutique (or else make you wonder who in their right mind would really buy a chain-mail condom).

You can also check out the site by the designer of the lap-juicer

(Gives all-new meaning to the expression "pussy juice"....)

Categories: Sex and Arts Sex and Culture
Posted on 4/8/2008 10:50:47 PM by Gloria Brame

Some family pix

Why am I spending time on myspace when I should be blogging here? Ayyyy! It's so addictive!

Anyway, just uploaded a bunch of G-rated pix for you G-rated voyeurs.

Category: Autobiographical Urges
Posted on 4/7/2008 8:25:30 PM by Gloria Brame

Patio-table-o-philia

There are fetishes, and then there are fetishes. This one grabbed national media attention last week.

Aside from nearly falling out when the reporter reports that the family didn't want to be interviewed (really? you mean the Mrs. didn't want to explain to reporters how she felt when the cops showed up to tell her that her husband was a pervert? gee!)....and feeling kind of overwhelmed with pity for the kids (and the wife) who will never be able to live it down in a small community like that (horrible to think what kind of insults and jeers the kids are facing from peers and seriously hope they get counseling right away to cope).... I also can't help wondering the whys and whats of the father's sexual impulses.

Was it a genuine fetish for a patio table that drove him? Or (my guess) the humiliation and exhibitionism of it? Or (also my guess) the vaguely pedophiliac urge to be seen so humiliated by schoolchildren? I'm guessing it wasn't that he sat up late at night thinking about what a sexy patio table he had and how he'd like to show it who's boss...but rather that he wanted to do the freakiest thing imaginable and possibly even get caught at it. I think that if he really had a fetish for the table he'd keep it in a garage where he could enjoy its charms in private. You know: take his time lubing the hole and speaking tender nothings to it. But the fact that he did it on his front porch, during hours when kids were coming and going to the school nearby, suggests not a fetish but some kind of a pathological impulse that was less about sex and a lot more about self-destructiveness and self-hatred. One of the weird tragedies of sexuality, isn't it, that acts of rage or despair that involve sex can come across as a big bad joke that the world laughs at. (I confess I giggled the first time I heard this story too.)

Category: Sexual Strangeness
Posted on 4/7/2008 8:24:32 PM by Gloria Brame

Superheroes explained

Thanks to lobster johnson for adding this link to the comments section on last week's Wonder Woman art show. The vid is so funny it deserves its own little feature (esp. since I know a lot of readers don't actually click the links in comments).

Categories: Post-Modern Pop Culture Sexual Humor
Posted on 4/7/2008 8:23:33 PM by Gloria Brame

Pussy Flambe: the finale

Thanks to Andy for pointing me to this must-see event which...uhhh...oops...I didn't see (it happened over the weekend), but which is funny enough to blog anyway.

Jessica Juggz extinguishes the flame forever

Jessica Reed, aka Jessica Juggz, is the vocalist for Atlanta punk-metal band Mourdella, but she’s best known for a little trick she performs onstage that she likes to call “pussy flambé.”

For those who are unfamiliar, the exotic stunt involves Ms. Juggz inserting a container of butane or lighter fluid into her nether regions and shooting-forth a gigantic, arching flame. Anyone who has seen the trick is dazzled. Tell a new person about it and you can see the wheels turning in their heads, doing the math and puzzling over the mental image.

Sadly, after a few close calls of what she describes as nearly “blowing up my pussy,” Juggz has announced that she is putting out the fire forever.

Andy, did you go? Did you get scorched? We're dying to know if she blew herself up!

Category: Post-Modern Pop Culture
Posted on 4/7/2008 8:22:34 PM by Gloria Brame

Be my friend

So being an antique who takes a little longer than most to catch up with what the kids are doing these days...I *finally* created a little myspace page. Please feel free to add me/friend me. Even better: maybe you can explain to me the point of even having a myspace page! :) I felt obliged somehow to create one -- but now what do I do with it?

Category: Autobiographical Urges
Posted on 4/6/2008 11:49:08 PM by Gloria Brame

Mosley fights back.

Wrote about this ridiculous scandal a few days ago. Very glad to see him fighting back and to hear him defend the right to sexual privacy.

"In short, I think I have done nothing wrong and that the wrong was done by the newspaper. That is why I am suing them," Mosley was quoted as saying in the letter. "Many people do things in their bedrooms or have personal habits which others find repugnant. But as long as they keep them private, nobody objects."

link

Mosley also claims there was no Nazi role-play involved (just SM, I guess). Should be interesting to see this play out. What would be especially interesting is if this led to some public dialogue about the right to do SM in private.

Category: Sexual Politics
Posted on 4/6/2008 3:06:46 AM by Gloria Brame

Erotic Art Show - What the adults were reading

While kids (of all ages) were unwittingly gobbling up comics that featured tied, tortured or bizarrely transformed characters in what amounts to a culturally accepted (or, more often, ignored) blatant exploitation of sadomasochistic themes, niche markets for their adult counterparts sprouted in secret. Unlike the images of bound beauties and and tormented muscle men that were readily available to children at the local candy store, you had to go a bit further to find the pulp magazines and novels which explored the same themes.

Here's a feast of pulp fiction titles that Dad was probably reading in the bathroom upstairs while the kids were poring over Super Woman at the kitchen table downstairs.

I'll begin with my autobiography (ahem ahem).

Category: Sex and Arts
Posted on 4/5/2008 7:40:52 AM by Gloria Brame

Erotic Art Friday - 04/04/08: Wonder Woman

You can read almost everything you ever wanted to know about Wonder Woman on Wiki, so without further ado, a cavalcade of comics across the decades of the fabulous fearless fighting Amazon.

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Category: Sex and Arts
Posted on 4/5/2008 7:40:00 AM by Gloria Brame

Intimations of Immorality

I always get carried away by the Friday Erotic Art show!

Category: Sex and Arts
Posted on 4/4/2008 11:47:08 AM by Gloria Brame

The Ur-Mama-Cat

(OK, before I expire from the sheer adorability of this, pls. note little poochy belly on that limp ball of kitty)

A female lion carries her newly born cub at the Raghdan Zoo

It'd be so fun if I could carry little tiny submissive men around like that...!

Category: Pets and Animal Love
Posted on 4/3/2008 3:57:55 PM by Gloria Brame

The Mind in slow mo

To those who've emailed to inquire if I'm still alive.....

I'm here, I'm here, just having a hellaciously intense day. Have a few news items I've been meaning to blog but just don't feel like so they'll wait another day.

Meanwhile, a coupla bloggy things. First, thanks to the folks who entered my little "if I could write for you for a day" contest. I'm mulling over your suggestions and requests and will fulfill my part of the deal later this month. Lots of great ideas and requests, so thank you all.

Many of you asked that I write more about myself, my home life, my pets, etc. I'm mulling that too. I mean, what else could anyone possibly want to know about me? Even my cup-size is buried somewhere on my site. Talk about transparency!

I've always been split on just how personal to make this blog. Do people really wanna read about what I did today? Hear details of my sexual depravity? Read about how overwhelmingly cute all the pets are (omg, I could just die, they're so cute)? Do they wanna gaze into my heart? Or worse, upon my navel?

I myself can't stand reading blogs that plumb too many personal depths. I gravitate towards places with more, er, worldly, even mercantile content (if God told me that from now on I can only visit two websites, the ones I'd have to pick were my yahoo newsreader and eBay. Embarrassing but true). Possibly because I am a therapist, when I go on-line I don't really want to find myself psychoanalyzing bloggers, much less spend time reading about what they ate or who they fucked last night. There's just a limited amount of room in my brain for the minutiae of life and I try to reserve it entirely for my family, my friends, and my clients. (And of course the pets, whose every nose-twitch or ear-quiver sends me into paroxysms of delight. Yes, yes, something is seriously wrong with me, I know.)

So I guess I do let my own browsing habits influence this blog's contents. I tend towards news and opinion pieces on an array of political/social/legal issues. I browse science and alternative media sites. I like information. Preferably useful information -- but then, you just never know what may prove to be useful down the road.

And here's another argument against getting too personal here. I'm such a nerd that you're probably already fidgeting Yeah, that's right. I'm the living proof you can be a dry, airy-fairy intellectual and a bombshell dominatrix MILF all at the same time.

Anyway, hope you liked my April Fool's blog yesterday. Not a single comment from readers makes me nervous that y'all didn't realize it was prank content and just thought I was being my usual goofy self.

Back to blogging as usual tomorrow.

Category: Autobiographical Urges
Posted on 4/2/2008 7:24:29 PM by Gloria Brame

Special employment opportunity: Felch jobs

If you're into felching, you know that it's damn hard to find a job that supports your sexual choice and makes you proud to wipe your lips and say, "Yuuup, I'm a felcher!"

But don't worry. Even if you don't like felching, you might still find your dream if you check out the Internet's hottest list of Felch Jobs.

Category: Sexual Humor
Posted on 4/1/2008 9:41:55 PM by Gloria Brame

Jerry plays with his balls

Not safe for work...

...or anywhere a dachshund with a fetish for playing catch could see this.

Category: Pets and Animal Love
Posted on 4/1/2008 9:40:56 PM by Gloria Brame

FOUND: I can haz fucking blocks?

special April 1st edition

Get your free fucking blocks right here.

Category: Sexual Humor
Posted on 4/1/2008 9:39:57 PM by Gloria Brame

Scientific study: the importance of pussy

special April 1st edition

It has now been proven. Pussy plays a vital role in human health

Category: Sexual Humor
Posted on 4/1/2008 9:38:58 PM by Gloria Brame

Gretna Green Declared Obscene

special April 1st edition

Locals were profoundly morally relieved today when armored troops and helicopters arrived to remove an obscene blight upon this quiet corner of the South Uplands. According to a spokeswoman for the the Dumfries and Galloway branch of the PMOLC (Perpetually Morally Outraged Ladies of Charity) , it was their organization which instituted the drive to rid their community of an obscene statue that parents had feared was destroying their children's minds. "One day it's a statue of naked people rubbing their genitalia together," the spokesman explained, "the next it's homosexuals wanting to marry. Is it any wonder that my son and my husband are gay?"

The spokesperson also noted the PMOLC had conducted its own private investigation into the statue. "We measured, and the genitals are less than 1 mm. apart. Disgusting!"

"It's another shocking example of the moral corruption of our so-called post-modern culture of filth and depravity," said Mr. I.M. "Jock" MacHornswaggled, proprietor of Dumfries, Dumfries and Dumfries Funeral Homes and Day Care Centres. He said that knowing his funeral corteges will no longer be forced to pass by the disgraceful monument has helped him sleep better at night. "We bury a lot of children," he said, "and we could hear the wee bastards rolling in their coffins every time we drove by." When asked if he knew how the obscenity was erected in the first place, MacHornswaggled said, "We all know where pornography comes from. The Internet."

Category: Sexual Humor
Posted on 4/1/2008 9:37:58 PM by Gloria Brame

Link Yourself to Must Watch TV

If your cable service doesn't carry it and if you are serious about getting a non-mainstream source of hardcore investigative news, I really strongly urge you to check out Link TV | Television Without Borders on the Web. The channel delivers all the important news stories -- national and international -- that mainstream media suppress. Spend a little time clicking around. I guarantee you'll find news stories worth reading. It's a wonderful site.

We watched a superb show the other night on Link, about how the Republican party may try to hijack the 2008 elections, much as they did in 2004, through bullying, dirty tricks and racist election manipulations. Scared the shit out of us. The threat is real. Hosted by the eternally-sexy left wing activist/actor Peter Coyote.

Category: Post-Modern Pop Culture
Posted on 4/1/2008 1:39:11 AM by Gloria Brame

FOUND: David Warren

As sometimes happens when I find an erotic artist but not enough of his work online to merit a full show, I stumbled upon the luscious nudes of David Warren while researching another Australian fine artist.

See more David Warren

Category: Sex and Arts
Posted on 4/1/2008 1:38:14 AM by Gloria Brame

The great incest debate in Germany

Speaking of outrageously controversial subjects.

A couple of years ago the international media seized on the very sad story of a brother and sister who were raised completely apart and got married as adults (she was actually only 15 at the time, but their marriage was legal). They met and turned to one another for comfort, and as so often happens between two lonely, desperate, emotionally wounded people, one thing led to another.

LINK

....They are a loving couple, who have been together for seven years and want to be with no one else. They have had four children. Beyond these details, however, the story gets more troubling. Patrick and Susan Stübing, who live in Zwenkau, near Leipzig, are brother and sister. Two of their four children have developmental problems, and all four have been taken into care. Patrick, 30, has served more than two years of a prison sentence for incest. Asked if she felt guilty about this breach of one of the last taboos, Susan, 22, simply shook her head and said: "No, I just want us to be able to live together."

Their case is raising much prurient speculation in Germany, not least because their reaction to the threat of further imprisonment for him has not been apology and shame, but defiance - an attempt to overturn paragraph 173 of the German legal code, which forbids sex with a close relative.

Pretty fascinating case. The great tragedy that has befallen their children is the best defense of incest laws. To ignore the genetic reality that children of incest are likely to have numerous physical and psychiatric disorders directly resulting from inbreeding is or should be a crime.

Unfortunately, it appears that the couple in question are simple. As the article presents them, they seem incapable of managing their own lives, much less of grasping the medical, legal and moral ramifications of their choices. And, one might well ask, where were the social workers and doctors all this time, as they continued to bear one disabled child after another?

Meanwhile, consider this research on incest which suggests that GSA (or genetic sexual attraction) is a known physiological phenomenon.

What has been discussed less, is that the Stübings seem to be a textbook example of a phenomenon called genetic sexual attraction (GSA). It occurs between blood relatives who have been separated for most of their lives, and meet in adulthood; it has been known to happen in all sorts of permutations - father/daughter, birth mother/son, siblings - even, occasionally, same-sex relationships between people who would not otherwise identify themselves as homosexual.

I don't think Germany will change its laws regarding incest to accommodate this troubled couple, even though science proves that GSA is a known phenomonen. But this case raises yet another interesting question. The husband has recently and voluntarily undergone sterilization. If adults were willing to undergo sterilization in order to marry a sibling, cousin, or other family member, and therefore no real harm to others could come of their relationship -- should incest in such cases still be a crime?

Categories: Sex and Relationships Sex Laws and Crimes Sexual Health Sexual Science and Medicine
Posted on 4/1/2008 1:37:15 AM by Gloria Brame

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