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Beware the wombat

A kiwi was just sentenced to community service for phoning the police and claiming he had been raped by a wombat.

A New Zealand man has been sentenced to community service after telling police he had been raped by a wombat and the experience had caused him to start speaking "Australian".....

Now for the real shocker:

Prosecutors said alcohol played a large part in Cradock's life.

Really?

I was thinking LSD.

Kind of sad that the courts saw fit to punish him for the stoned/drunk call. I wonder if NZ is in the habit of prosecuting everyone who calls the cops to make weird alcohol-induced claims, or whether they singled out the wombat-rapee for special treatment.

Category: Sexual Strangeness
Posted on 4/1/2008 1:36:18 AM by Gloria Brame

Embarrassing Nazi play

Oh dear me. Or as my Jewish forebears killed in the Nazi Holocaust would say, OY GEVALT.

Formula One's governing body is keeping its distance from sexual allegations in a British tabloid newspaper about its president, Max Mosley....

The News of the World reported in a front page story that FIA president Mosley, 67, had taken part in a "sadomasochistic orgy" with five prostitutes that reportedly involved Nazi role-playing.

According to a story posted by the London-based Times Online on Monday, Mosley and others "re-enacted a concentration camp scene in which he played the role of both guard and inmate."

A video was also reportedly posted on the News of the World Web site. A check of the site Monday didn't find the video in question.

The News of the World printed pictures of a man who appeared to be Mosley, chained over a "torture" bench while being caned by a woman, and said that the acts took place in an apartment near Mosley's London home on Friday.

Link

Right. Because we all know how Nazis gave their victims consensual canings to get them aroused. Jeez. If the guy was being murdered in a gas chamber, I might raise an eyebrow (okay, both eyebrows), but he was doing consensual SM -- maybe with some uniforms and fake Nazi nonsense thrown in to get everyone off.

But then there's another detail which complicates things even further, Mr. Mosley's parentage is an issue. A very BIG issue.

Mosley is the son of the late Oswald Mosley, founder of the pre-war British Union of Fascists.

Oh dear God, or rather, oy vey iz tsu mir.

So the son of a Nazi sympathizer is caught doing Nazi role-play with a bunch of sadomasochists. Is this supposed to be a big surprise? My guess is that the people most likely to do Nazi role-play are people who have a morbid fascination with Nazi war crimes and/or uniforms -- and that those people are most likely to be people who were affected, in one way or another, by Nazi ideology. A child of someone who aligned with fascists would seem to be the number one candidate for precisely this kind of fetish.

The reaction from many quarters now is "how dare he! the bastard!" While from certain elements of the Holocaust education community the cry rings out that he should immediately be dismissed on account o' he's depraved.

"This is sick and depraved," Karen Pollock, chief executive of the Holocaust Educational Trust, said, according to Times Online. " ... I am absolutely appalled."

Stephen Smith, director of the Holocaust Centre, said: "As Mr. Mosley has condemned the racism in motorsport he should live up to the standards he sets. This is an insult to millions of victims, survivors and their families. He should apologize. He should resign from the sport."

I have news for this Mr. Smith (and what kind of a Jewish name is Smith anyway? that's about as Jewish as Brame. Only I'm a Mrs. with the excuse that I married a Brame. Is Smith's maiden name as distinctly Jewish as my humble Yiddishe Glickstein? Hm).... Anyway...I have news for Smith, whatever his religion.

I AM NOT INSULTED! I am the child of Survivors, and I am totally NOT insulted that someone had a Nazi sex fantasy and chose to enact it (one hopes safely) with other consenting adults. So please do NOT speak for me. That is just presumptuous.

I realize that there are indeed many who object to Nazi play. It is always a hot topic among SMers, raising a lot of violent emotions among Jewish SMers who react much as Ms. Pollack, feeling appalled and horrified that people could find it erotic.

To them I must say: nu, so get over it already. We can't help what turns us on. And coming from a world where "Master/Mistress/slave relations," "dungeons," "torture" and so on are commonplace -- essentially playing with themes of medieval abominations and American pre-Civil War slavery - how exactly (and why) do you draw the line at Nazi fantasies? Is a medieval dungeon really a happier, safer, saner place than a concentration camp? Have you ever VISITED one (a real one, in Europe) to see the unrelenting horror of those places?

What one man, raised with conflicting emotions (clearly) about fascism does with his penis and other body parts on his own time, and in private, does not in the least bit bother me. Why the fuck should it? To anyone who understands anything about sexuality, the fact that someone has a far-flung or bizarre fetish based, possibly, on the mixed messages (or even thrilling jack-off fantasies) about Nazis, means ab-so-fucking-lutely nothing about the choices they make in their social, religious, or political lives.

You don't choose a fetish. You can't cure a fetish. A fetish just IS. It isn't an indictment of your moral character, no matter how weird or morally unappealing to other people. It isn't a reason for you to lose your career. What counts in life is what a person does in the WORLD, not what he or she -- through a series of forces that no one can explain - gets off on in bed.

To me, the most depraved aspect of this story is that reporters or photogs actually followed this man around to snoop on his private sex life.

(Thanks to Will and to Todd for the link)

Categories: Sex and Sadomasochism Sexual Politics
Posted on 4/1/2008 1:35:19 AM by Gloria Brame

Wonder what I forgot

Oops! This should've gone into the Friday art show....

Category: Sex and Arts
Posted on 3/31/2008 5:04:39 AM by Gloria Brame

TSA targets nipple ring as terrorist device

Another victory in our war against terror. Make the nice lady remove the ring in her tit before allowing her to board a plane. WTF?

I don't understand why the TSA felt the ring needed to be removed in the first place. Surely it wasn't the first time they had a passenger come through with a body piercing -- and it's difficult to believe they make everyone who has them remove them before boarding. Have any of you pierced frequent fliers ever encountered such bs? It reads like some kind of a sick prank. And to think our tax dollars are paying for it.

Flier Blasts TSA Over Piercings Removal

A Texas woman who said she was forced to remove a nipple ring with pliers in order to board an airplane called Thursday for an apology by federal security agents and a civil rights investigation.

Category: Sexual Politics
Posted on 3/31/2008 5:03:40 AM by Gloria Brame

Read Their Lips: No more Bush

(thanks to Mitch for sending this in!)

Categories: Sexual Humor Sexual Politics
Posted on 3/31/2008 5:02:42 AM by Gloria Brame

Read Their Lips: Accentuate the positive!

For the pervert who has everything, labia enhancers. Though according to Gizmodo, these panties are for men.

Huh??

via Gizmodo:

Camel Toe: Japanese Party Pants Say "Read My Lips"

Category: Sexual Strangeness
Posted on 3/31/2008 5:01:43 AM by Gloria Brame

Future Flash

Would you play with her?

via Boing Boing:

I've got no idea what the story is with this awesome CGI Flash woman, except that she appears to have been created by a Brazilian design firm, and that she has made every person I've shown her to say, "Oh. My. God."

Link

CGI like this could utterly transform the world of adult entertainment. Wonder what it could also mean to the world of Hollywood movie budgets: cgi is a lot cheaper than paying actors. Kind of scary to contemplate, actually.

Category: Sex and Technology
Posted on 3/31/2008 5:00:44 AM by Gloria Brame

Runaway Pastor

You can't make this shit up.

Missing NY rev. found at Ohio strip club

Police say a pastor who was reported missing from his home in western New York has been found at an Ohio strip club.

A police officer patrolling the K.C. Lounge parking lot Friday morning in the Dayton suburb of Riverside spotted out-of-state license plates on 46-year-old Craig Rhodenizer's car.

The FBI and New York authorities had been searching for Rhodenizer, who disappeared Wednesday after telling his wife he was getting his computer fixed at Best Buy. He is the pastor of a church in Lyndonville, N.Y....

Categories: Post-Traumatic Tabloid Disorder Sex and Spirituality
Posted on 3/31/2008 4:59:45 AM by Gloria Brame

Lusciously bad advice

A woman wrote in to Salon, asking if she's shallow for suddenly feeling like her husband is a little too short to be sexy to her and satirical sexpert Cary Tennis answered.

(I can answer that in one word: YES.)

Tennis' advice, however, cracked me up. Some choice excerpts.

from....
Help! I married a short man!
A Since You Asked column on Salon.com by Cary Tennis

If your husband really cared, he would grow a few inches.

Many husbands start out short. That is no excuse.

Perhaps he is obstinate. See if you can break his will.

Interestingly, Salon has removed the article!. Maybe a coalition of short people bit their ankles in protest.

(pssssssssssssst, I'm only 5 feet tall, I am allowed to make short jokes)

Category: Sexual Humor
Posted on 3/30/2008 9:10:15 AM by Gloria Brame

Handjob-a-tron

Reading an article about Japanese sex toy to super-size your semen, I saw a picture of an even stranger Japanese sex toy.

So...would you...?

Category: Sexual Health
Posted on 3/29/2008 1:03:40 PM by Gloria Brame

Erotic Art Show: Comic Bondage

And here, a sampling of the kind of bondage goodies -- across an array of decades and genres -- that children gawked at long before there was an Internet. Full set behind the cut.

Category: Sex and Arts
Posted on 3/29/2008 1:02:42 PM by Gloria Brame

Erotic Art Friday - 03/28/08: Doll Man

As mentioned last week, I've been collecting images of Wonder Woman as prep for a Friday show on the busty super-heroine's powerful (and powerfully kinky) charms. Along the way I've become distracted by a range of other superheroes and heroines who were either famously or (as with Lois Lane last week) not so famously tied up or otherwise put through an SM-y wringer.

The results have been an almost overwhelming trove of sexual perversions and sex fantasies of every possible kind. Given how many boys and girls were consuming comic books from the 1930s through the 1980s, one can't help but wonder what kind of a role, if any, sadomasochistic comic art played in their adult sexuality. This would make for an interesting study for several reasons, first and foremost because of common claim that exposure to so-called perversion rubs off on children.

IF perversion is something you can "catch" by being visually exposed to it, then basically it's already too late now to turn back the sordid hands of times. To judge by the comic art our parents and grandparents were consuming, every one of them who read comic books should have grown up to be sexually kinky.

Or, just possibly, the rhetoric is stupid and simply biased against sex. I'm willing to bet for every Wonder Woman fan who wants to be tied up, there are plenty of others who completely missed the directly sadomasochistic overtones and focused on her breasts.

Or maybe comic books struck a sadomasochistic chord in us all (i.e., bondage is exciting! being helpless is thrilling! inflicting pain is a rush!). Maybe that's always been one of the underlying attractions of comic book art. It took us through landscape after landscape of sadomasochistic and fetishistic themes. I realize these were and still are billed as "thrilling adventure." But there is a reason why so many of these thrilling adventures also involved getting tied up, humiliated, and transformed.

I'm going to defer Wonder Woman yet one more week and instead take you along on a couple of my bondage/fetish detors, starting with an amazing little super-critter known as "Doll Man."

I've seen the movie Dollman (hilarious cult fave, starring Tim Thomerson) which may have been inspired by the series, but must say the comics are more my cup of sadomasochistic tea. For reasons I don't think I need to explain here (ahem), I've personally always been fascinated with the notion of a mini-man. I mean, imagine what you can do with just the tiniest flick of a fingernail! *BREATHLESS*

Especially this one: he's hung, he's muscled, he's a total hunk. And he's the size of the average penis. OOH.

The rest of the covers are behind the cut but first, some history from Wiki:

...Doll Man is a fictional superhero from the Golden Age of Comics, originally published by Quality Comics and currently part of the DC Comics universe of characters. Doll Man was created by comics legend Will Eisner and first appeared in a four-page story entitled "Meet the Doll Man" in Feature Comics #27, the December, 1939 cover date of which makes Doll Man one of the earliest costumed comic book heroes....

The secret identity of Doll Man, "The World's Mightiest Mite," is research chemist Darrell Dane, who invents a formula that enables him to shrink to the height of six inches while retaining the full strength of his normal size....

Read more on Wikipedia

Category: Sex and Arts
Posted on 3/28/2008 3:17:06 PM by Gloria Brame

Intimations of Immorality

Someone better release me in time for the Erotic Art Show!

Category: Sex and Arts
Posted on 3/28/2008 3:16:16 PM by Gloria Brame

Furry sex goes mainstream

Be honest, now. Have you ever seen him hug Laura with so much affection?

Category: Sexual Humor
Posted on 3/28/2008 3:15:17 PM by Gloria Brame

Post-Modern Siren Song

from "the best of craig's list:

Just fucking fuck me, already

Dear Men of Craigslist,

Look, I know you men have it difficult. Women are just about impossible to understand, much less please. In a post-feminist society, you never know exactly what you should be doing. Women are bloody picky, I know we are. It can be scary, too, when women freak out about what appear to be benign issues. And men who do their best to be respectful, female-positive humans, I salute you, I do.

But please, please just fuck me already. Honestly, I appreciate your thoughtfulness. I like that you want to take things slow. I can totally get behind the idea of emotional connection, but dearjesusinheaven, FUCK ME. We've done dinner and drinks. We've gone dancing. We've cuddled and watched a movie. I'm wearing a low cut shirt and you've been staring at my breasts all night. Goodgodalmighty, get to it and fuck me.

Read the rest of her plaintive appeal

Category: Sex On-Line
Posted on 3/27/2008 6:24:51 PM by Gloria Brame

Panty Provocateur

Or, as I like to think of them, Knickers against Guantanamo.

Being auctioned on eBay right now....

Limited Edition Agent Provocateur Knickers for Reprieve

as Featured in Vivienne Westwood's London Fashion Week Show

Legal Action charity Reprieve and Agent Provocateur recently unveiled a new line of Guantánamo-orange underpants emblazoned with the slogan: Fair Trial My Arse. All proceeds from this ebay auction go to Reprieve, the UK charity that uses the law to enforce the human rights of prisoners held in the “war on terror.”

Category: Sex and Culture
Posted on 3/27/2008 6:23:53 PM by Gloria Brame

Whip bling

What every girl needs: a whip with a crystal-encrusted handle.

Lingerie by Agent Provocateur - Whip

Category: Sex and Culture
Posted on 3/27/2008 6:22:54 PM by Gloria Brame

FOUND: Erotic pendant

on eBay now:

Nude Woman Pendant .999 Silver Artisan One Of A Kind

Category: Sex and Arts
Posted on 3/26/2008 9:35:25 PM by Gloria Brame

Being pro pro in Sweden is still con sex

An interestingly oddball piece on the state of prostitution in Sweden. What detracts from the point (which I'll address below the clip) is this reporter's bizarre need to inject anti-Swedish biases. (Calling Swedes bland is sort of, uh, racist, and describing them as self-appointed "moral guardians" makes me question not just the idea but the quotation marks: did any Swedes claim that or did the reporter make it up? These pointless barbs throw the analytic portions of this piece into question.) Nonetheless, I'll assume the facts about Sweden targeting johns instead of hookers are true, and will comment on that. First, some excerpts.

This land of the blond and the bland is largely credited with launching the sexual revolution of the '60s with their liberal attitudes toward loving and lusting. Groundbreaking blue cinema, erotic literature and live sex shows in Stockholm stoked a "Swedish Sin" culture of permissiveness teetering – to the morally outraged – on promiscuous.

But nearly a half-century on, there are precious few prostitutes left in the country. That's what the police claim, anyway, though reliable statistics are hard to come by.

Somewhere along the line, Swedes apparently got to feeling a bit abashed about their society's carnal excess. This is still, after all, a country that has long appointed itself as "moral guardian" to the world, superior about its political neutrality and inventor of cradle-to-grave state welfare.

It is also vigorously gender-neutral, with alliances in government – and ideology – between the family-values right and feminist-grim left. Thus was born the view, accepted now by all parties, that prostitutes are always victims of a societal order that makes women subordinate to men.

This sounds nearly like Andrea Dworkin cant – a radical concept, heavy on the lesbian tilt, whereby intercourse is always and innately invasive to the female, intrinsically unequal.

Sweden hasn't gone quite that far, as the sexual pendulum swings back. They remain, as far as a visitor can tell, hardy and unrestrained in their attitudes toward delights of the human body, while progressive and non-judgmental about most personal choices, 50 per cent of children born outside marriage, gays allowed to adopt.

But you can't buy a sex-trade worker anymore, as even a Supreme Court judge found out a couple of years ago, when he was charged with purchasing the services of a male prostitute.

"We don't have a problem with prostitutes," Kajsa Wahlberg, of the human trafficking unit at Sweden's national police board, told the International Herald Tribune last week. "We have a problem with men who buy sex."

The Sex Purchase Law, passed in 1999 – largely on the advocacy efforts of hard-core feminist politicians, weirdly aligning themselves with the Mrs. Grundy faction – regards all prostitution as an aspect of male violence against women and children. Government literature about the law makes clear that legislators believe gender equality will remain "unobtainable" as long as men buy, sell and exploit women for sex.

It is not illegal to be a prostitute in Sweden. They are never charged. It is presumed their "victimhood" is not their fault and the decision to trade in flesh not a reasonably considered choice. To this end, prostitutes are always treated as, well, children or an abused and traumatized minority, with tons of money thrown at programs and public education, to "counteract the historical male bias that has long stultified thinking on prostitution."

from Sweden's sex law tough on johns

It's always troubled me that governments punish prostitutes while allowing johns to walk free. It's become almost commonplace in the US for "famous madams" to get busted but Eliot Spitzer is one of the few johns whose identity has been confirmed and who may face prosecution for this sex crime.

I respect Sweden's attempt to rectify that wrong and to inject a strong dose of feminist theory into the debate about how to prosecute sex crimes.

There's only one problem.

There shouldn't be laws against prostitution in the first place. Against involuntary prostitution, yes, absolutely. But the idea of eradicating consensual adult sexuality of any kind, including the capitalistic kind, smacks of ass-backwards Puritanism.

People will always need sex. And there will always be people for whom access to sex will require a trade or barter or payment. More than that, by their very human nature, humans will always be turned on by the transactional nature of sex. It's in our genes. And the genes of most other species too. Lovers lure the beloved with the promise of something tangible. Whether it's the male sparrow who keeps building bigger and better nests until the object of his avian affection consents to bear his babies in the one she likes best; or the male seahorse who takes on the job of incubating and bearing the fruit of his and his seahorsie girlfriend's spiny loins. We humans ritualize and condone transactional sex through the social construct of marriage. To vastly oversimplify: "he" provides financial/economic stability, "she" provides pussy. Prostitution is just another twist on the same biological impulse that leads mothers to tell their daughters "It's just as easy to love a rich man as a poor man."

You cannot eradicate transactional sex, even if you outlaw a particular form of its expression. It isn't truly IMHO feministic even to argue for the end to it. It's a hollow, intellectual game to reduce sex into two camps: the "what's sexually okay" camp and the "what's sexually wrong" camp. Unless they've been coerced into prostitution, a sex-worker is no more a victim of the system than a waitress who works at Waffle House.

Truly progressive politics argue for the legalization of prostitution, not new ways to oppress people who are doing what our bodies and minds were programmed to do.

What bugs me most of all, though, is this: prostitution has been around as long as civilization and people have never been able to eradicate it. Can't they learn a lesson from history? It's a part of human behavior. Laws can't change biological destiny.

Category: Sex Laws and Crimes
Posted on 3/26/2008 9:34:27 PM by Gloria Brame

FOUND: fetish toon

For reasons I don't think I need to elaborate (or do I?), I just luuuuuuuuuurv this cartoon.

Category: Sexual Humor
Posted on 3/26/2008 9:33:31 PM by Gloria Brame

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