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Auf wiedersehen to Hamburg's oldest whorehouse

According to the madam of a historic brothel in Hamburg, Germany, her whores can't make a living anymore. The chief culprit is the Internet, along with high-priced call-girls and noisy dance clubs on her street,

Yeah, yeah, the Internet. Seems like every old-style sex business (including the porn business) is blaming the Internet for falling fortunes. As in "We can't sell our products anymore because people can get it for free on the damn Internet." This cry is being heard throughout the world of sex, including businesses which, themselves, are johnny-come-latelies (such as adult video) and which pushed other businesses (like the pulpy, crappy porn novels so popular from the 50s - 70s) out of business.

So is it the Internet? Or is it that many sex businesses have (dare I say it) a very poor business model in the first place and don't understand that, sooner or later, your ticket is up unless you adapt to ye olde "changing marketplace"? The Internet is indeed a big piece of that change but sooner or later, change was going to come in some form and these people did not anticipate or prepare for it.

So it's hard for me to shed a tear over sex businesses that fail to keep up with market expectations. Even harder knowing that so much of the sex industry has been exploitative of clients and that organized crime and random thugs have made huge fortunes from it. As in "Oh boo-hoo, the Mob won't meet its payroll this month because people prefer free kicks on Xtube.com over pricey plastic porn featuring people pretending to have orgasms."

My husband made a revealing comment the other night. He said (and I paraphrase liberally) that he'd much rather watch dumpy women jerk off on xtube than plasticized porn models with implants and airbrushed asses in adult videos. Maybe once upon a time, when women were routinely flawed the image of the Playboy model made tongues hang down. But these days, when anyone can buy fake tits, fake asses, fake hair and fake everything else (and then use special lenses and photographic techniques to conceal the flaws their cosmetic surgeons couldn't fix), and doing it all to make money, it's actually more exciting for him (and I suspect for millions and millions of other men) to see real women with real and normal flawed bodies, having sex for FUN and exhibitionism and nothing else.

Now there's a concept: people having sex for pleasure v. profit. Kinda gets you in the gonads, don't it?

Or think of it another way: if the Free Love movement had succeeded we might not need whorehouses or Internet porn to keep us occupied at night. People might actually be having all the sex they wanted instead of jerking off to the fantasy of having it on-line.

Business is business, whether it's a sex business or a chocolate chip cookie business. The notion that any one group of people "own" an industry, much less a product which almost anyone can produce, is a sure way to find yourself without a business. The most superficial glance at history tells us that not only do some industries fade away and die (how many blacksmiths and barrel-makers do you know?) but that even business which will never die (money-lending, whoring) will, over time, change and adapt to new societies and new technologies.

Old-way whoring enjoyed over 2000 years of being essentially unchanged; and there will always be a place for brothels and inexpensive hookers-on-demand. But nobody owns the sex industry, and when other people come along with ideas and products that have greater appeal, clinging to the old way of doing business is, ultimately, going to lead to your downfall.

Just look at Bear Stearns.

Anyway, what's particularly interesting to me, though, is that this 70-year institution has been "family-run." Now, those are the kind of family values I'd like to see politicians talk about.

The oldest bordello in Hamburg's red-light district is shutting down for lack of business....

The family-run Hotel Luxor, established in 1948, is being sold to an investor and will close down for good next month, madam Waltraud Mehrer said.

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Category: Sex and History
Posted on 3/17/2008 4:27:43 PM by Gloria Brame


Advice to married men

Siiigh....what a wonderful world it would be...if female domination really caught on.... :)

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Category: Sexual Humor
Posted on 3/17/2008 4:26:47 PM by Gloria Brame


Celebrity swearing

Words we've all mumbled under our breath on Monday mornings?

Prepare for a stream of expletives from stars you know (and may even love).

Category: Sexual Humor
Posted on 3/17/2008 4:25:48 PM by Gloria Brame


Dershowitz on Spitzer and sex laws

In an opinion piece about his friend and protege, Eliot Spitzer, lawyer Alan Dershowitz argues for the decriminalization of prostitution, and offers a very forgiving perspective on Spitzer's sins.

I disagree with Dershowitz's views on any number of things but think he nailed this one. Below, my favorite clips from the article.


  • The laws criminalizing adult consensual prostitution — especially with $5,000-an-hour call girls — are as anachronistic as the old laws that used to criminalize adultery, fornication, homosexuality and even masturbation. These may be sins, but there are no real victims, except for family members.

  • The trade can be tawdry and sometimes exploitive, as when young girls are enslaved and prostituted against their will. But adult women who make the choice to sell their bodies for sex for $5,000 an hour are not victims, and if the trade is tawdry, it certainly doesn’t warrant 5,000 overheard phone calls, 6,000 intercepted emails and the use of surveillance and undercover agents.

  • We are a nation of hypocrites who publicly proclaim against acts that so many of the proclaimers perform in private.


Read Dershowitz's piece:
Spitzer Has Sinned, But It’s Our Sex Obsession That’s Criminal

Category: Sexual Politics
Posted on 3/15/2008 11:16:15 PM by Gloria Brame


Erotic Art Show: Noel Graydon

I know very little about the Australian photographer, Noel Graydon -- and, alas, it seems that his brilliant work will be no more, as he died suddenly in 2007, at a tragically young age. Visit the Noel Graydon website to see more of his fabulous photography and learn about his tragically short life. My sincerest condolences to his family. After looking at Graydon's work, I feel a sense of loss too. He was a truly gifted photographer.

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Visit the Noel Graydon website

Category: Sex and Arts
Posted on 3/15/2008 3:12:53 AM by Gloria Brame


Erotic Art Friday - 03/14/08: Roberto Baldazzini

If you don't already know the works of this exciting Italian comic artist, a visit to the official website of Roberto Baldazzini will fill in all the gaps. An artist who truly celebrates the feline beauty of women, Baldazzini's brings kinky women to life with miraculously smooth strokes. If you love women, I think you'll savor these.

I am including various of his drawings, plus samples of the cover art from his truly impressive array of erotic comic books. Take a gander on Amazon at all the Roberto Baldazzini publications

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Visit: Roberto Baldazzini's official website



Category: Sex and Arts
Posted on 3/15/2008 3:11:59 AM by Gloria Brame


Intimations of Immorality

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That's right, slut, that's just a taste of what you'll get
if you forget to see Friday's Erotic Art show!

Category: Sex and Arts
Posted on 3/14/2008 7:02:47 AM by Gloria Brame


From whence we derive our sex scandal analyses

Ever wonder why media coverage of sex scandals is so fucking weak? Why all the questions you really want answered never get asked, while the opinions issued about scandals are more often than not offensive, ignorant, and reality-challenged?

Hm. Maybe it's because the people that get picked to offer "expert opinions" about sex have no right to talk about sex in the first place. For example....

CNN says analyst should have skipped Spitzer story

CNN said it shouldn't have used a former U.S. attorney who quit his job after allegedly biting a stripper as an analyst about New York Gov. Eliot Spitzer's prostitution scandal.

Yeah, probably not, CNN. Unless you're planning to bring a child molester on to discuss John McCain and Vicki Iseman for some balance.

Posted on 3/14/2008 7:01:49 AM by Gloria Brame


Is the GOP hiding Iseman to save McCain?

Reading Chris Kelly on the HuffPo today, revealed some delightfully tacky details on (of all people) Neil Bush, President GW's brother.

Here's Neil being deposed during his divorce. His then-wife's lawyer is asking him about getting lucky on an Asian business trip and coming home with a case of Herpes ...

Marshall Davis Brown: "Mr. Bush, you have to admit that it's a pretty remarkable thing for a man just to go to a hotel room door and open it and have a woman standing there and have sex with her."

Neil Bush: "It was very unusual."

Brown: "Were they prostitutes?"

Bush: "I don't -- I don't know...."

Brown: "Did you pay them for that sex?"

Bush: "No, I did not."

Brown: "Pick them up in a sushi house?"

Bush: "No. ... My recollection is, where I can recall, they came to my room."

OK, Neil! Just as honest as ever! Girls mysteriously show up in your room to have sex with you. But they aren't hookers. No, they are little angels on fairy wings who fluttered into your life. And gave you an STD. Huh. Well, still a better explanation than the one you offered for destroying the S&L industry.

But what really caught my eye was Kelly's observation that Vicki Iseman has vanished from view. Oh yeah! Her! What happened to her? One minute that glazed deer-in-headlights photo on every Internet news site, the next, a non-person in the news. WTF?

It's been 22 days, and completely legitimate businesswoman Vicki Iseman -- who did absolutely nothing wrong with John McCain -- is still missing.

Hm. That's right. Haven't seen or heard a word about her since McCain and wife got up to declare there was nothing going on. So why is a lobbyist with nothing to hide in hiding?

The more she stays hidden, the more it suggests (to this sex therapist, anyway), that she's hiding because she was having an affair with McCain after all.

Chris Kelly: McCain Sex Scandal Blonde Missing

It's not just that she's vanished, although that should be enough, considering her hair color. And it's not just that she's been tied to a U.S. senator with a very real chance of achieving America's highest office and then dying in it. It's that there are still only three pictures of her on Google.

She's been a lobbyist for eighteen years, but she's only been photographed three times. And one of those times was with President Bush. Unless she folds up neatly and fits inside Jack Abramoff's hat, it doesn't make sense.

Where's Vicki Iseman and where's the cable news coverage of her disappearance?

Yeah, where? And who's paying for her silence -- or scaring her so much she's laying low all by her lonesome?

Category: Sexual Politics
Posted on 3/14/2008 7:00:51 AM by Gloria Brame


Nu? So, Jews should support gay rights

Though it doesn't get a lot of press, there's been a growing liberalization of attitudes towards gay/lesbian rights in the Jewish community.

I call it "Jewish community" but, of course, that community includes a whole lot of people who feel little or no community with one another. There are Orthodox Jews who are as militant, self-righteous and xenophobic as Fundamentalist Moslems or Jews. There are Conservative Jews who tend to be right-wing in their politics but moderate to libertarian when it comes to social issues. There are reform Jews, who are largely liberal Democrats. There are Jews who practice a kind of post-modern Judaism that is mystical (think kabbalah) and may embrace other religious philosophies (such as Buddhism). There are even Jews who identify as Jews but who are atheists or Communists or, at the other extreme, are Jews for Jesus who proselytize Christianity even while keeping their yarmulkes on. (And if you can figure that one out, please 'splain it to me, 'cuz I always thought that once you start believing in Jesus you stop being a Jew, seeing as Jesus was kind of the historical/religious/philosophical dividing line between Jew and Christian.)

But there are some core beliefs that make a Jew a Jew and one of them is the notion of social justice. You know, as in, "when Moses was in Egypt land," and all that. Jewish history is fraught with violent oppression and genocides. And given that the Talmud is astonishingly wide open to multitudes of interpretation, Jews can usually find ways to justify, well, almost anything and particularly attitudes which support the core Jewish value of justice. This may indeed explain why, step by step, more and more rabbis, including Conservative ones, are stepping forward to support gay rights.

In Wake of Movement’s Shift, California Conservative Rabbis Rally Behind Same-Sex Marriage Rights

Over the course of the past two months more than a dozen Conservative rabbis here have signed on to a growing list of clergy who support gay marriage in the civil realm.

As of yet, Jews for Marriage Equality has corralled 92 rabbis to sign its clergy statement; 22 of them affiliated with the Conservative movement. The statement, a lengthy document affirming the right to same-sex civil marriage, calls on Jewish leaders to embrace gay and lesbian rights.

As I see it, it is or should be a Jewish duty to accept and embrace sexual diversity. Jews know what it is to be hated for who and what you are. Time's overdue to stop discriminating against gays/lesbians for being who and what they are. I'm thrilled to see Conservatives opening their eyes to the need for social parity for gays and offering their political support to this cause.

Meanwhile, gays/lesbians/trans in Orthodox communities still face ostracization and worse if they reveal their orientation. It may be a while before we see attitudes change in those entrenched religious extremists, if they ever do. For now, I'm hoping that "Jews for Marriage Equality" will grow to a point where even the die-hard Orthodox start re-parsing their Talmudic interpretations in a more humane and mensch-like direction.

Category: Sex and Spirituality
Posted on 3/14/2008 6:59:53 AM by Gloria Brame


Toilet tale hurtling through blogosphere

This rather incredible story out of Kansas is racing through the Internet for reasons you will immediately understand. And may I be one of the first to say, "Holy shit."



www.kansascity.com | 03/12/2008 | Woman sat on toilet for two years, sheriff says

A 35-year-old woman who spent two years in her boyfriend’s bathroom had become stuck to the toilet seat, authorities said Wednesday.

“She was not glued. She was not tied. She was just physically stuck by her body. It is hard to imagine. … I still have a hard time imagining it myself,” Ness County Sheriff Bryan Whipple said, adding that it appeared her body fat had grown attached to the seat.

Authorities planned to present their report to the county attorney to see whether any charges should be filed against her 36-year-old boyfriend, Whipple said.

The man called police Feb. 27 to report that “there was something wrong with his girlfriend,” Whipple said, adding that the man never explained why it took him two years to call.

He said the boyfriend had brought the woman food and water during the two years and told investigators he asked her daily to come out.

“And her reply would be, ‘Maybe tomorrow,’ ” Whipple said. “According to him, she did not want to leave the bathroom.”

I think most people would agree that she and the boyfriend have mental problems of some kind. The question is what kind of mental problems would lock two people into such a hopeless folie a deux for two years? Was she, as Will suggested, so rabidly agoraphobic that once enclosed in the bathroom she didn't feel safe leaving it anymore? Was it some sort of psychotic delusion that she was leaking human waste and had to stay in place? More importantly, how does one maintain any standard of health (or cleanliness) if they haven't risen off a seat in two years? My guess is that there must be a host of problems (besides the obvious, and the fact that her legs atrophied)!

The shocking gruesomeness is darkly funny but wow, that poor lady (and her poor demented boyfriend, who didn't even call the cops for two years). She must have been going through some awful mental anguish to live like that. I've known agoraphobics and IMO it's one of the worst psychological afflictions a person can deal with because of the constant, unremitting anxiety.

Category: Post-Traumatic Tabloid Disorder
Posted on 3/13/2008 11:05:44 AM by Gloria Brame


LEtr to MiKe

Apollopiggie
Dear Mike,

You don't know me yet but my name is Apollo and my mother ordered me to write you this letter. I want to thank you for the wonderful toy that you sent me. It was the best toy I ever had. It was so chewy! I loved it. When anyone tried to take it away from me I growled and snapped at them, it was that good. So thank you ...

Oh. Sorry. Mommy said this isn't supposed to be a letter of thanks, but a letter of apology. A small miscommunication. I'll write another one now.

Your forever friend,
Apollo


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Dear Mike,

Apollo here. Mommy is forcing my paws to write you an apology for eating the nifty wire-keeper that you sent her. She said that it was one of the most thoughtful gifts ever because it kept doggie paws safe from electrical cords and it let her practice bondage techniques too!

Personally, I just thought it tasted good.

Sad to say, the apes took it away from me before I got to chew the entire thing up. I only got his nose, arms and suction cup. I was so looking forward to the head.

your forever friend,
Apollo

p.s. don't tell Mommy but I hid some hard, chewed up pieces in the bed, like landmines. Every now and then she rolls over and goes "Yowch!" and I know I got her! Ha ha ha.

Category: Pets and Animal Love
Posted on 3/13/2008 11:04:48 AM by Gloria Brame


Board wisdom: on vanishing Masters

This thread started on my BDSM message Boards is, IMO, must reading for BDSM newbies involved in on-line relationships with doms who give off flaky or unreadable signals. Subbies beware.

Click the link to see the full question and the answers from Board members.

Question (excerpted):

i recently put a profile on a dating sight and was approached by a man that asked me to consider subbing to him....

for the last 10 days it has been a lot of fun and a great opportunity to explore my desires. The thing that is bothering me though is that he does some really strange things.... such as right in the middle of the 'chat' he disappears without saying goodbye, he doesn't send an email, he doesn't give me an explanation and i am left hanging there, sometimes i just sit there, thinking maybe his computer froze up or something to that effect. When i ask, he just acts as if it is normal.... i've told him that it is not comfortable for me to be left hanging like that, but he still doesn't talk about it.

i've also tried to pin him down to talks about limitations, hard limitations etc and he says a true sub does not expect that... ya, i know that is a red flag as well....

any thoughts would be appreciated.

Find out what Boardsters advised.

Category: Sex and Sadomasochism
Posted on 3/13/2008 11:03:50 AM by Gloria Brame


FOUND: Poseidon penis bracelet

Not sure quite what to make of this piece but would LUUUURV to know how it came to be. Made by a jeweler after a long masturbatory fantasy involving Greek gods? Custom-made for a client who thought it would improve her fertility? Or perhaps just a perv like me who would find it extra-cool to wear a bunch of classic penises on her wrist? That's right, folks - if you've been looking for just the right knick-knack to pamper a pervy Queen -- that unique gift for the woman who has everything - this would have to be it. As a matter of fact, I WANT IT!

(Though I wonder where I could find the teeny tiny clamps for some ungodly cbt.....)

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Category: Sex and Arts
Posted on 3/13/2008 11:02:51 AM by Gloria Brame


We always knew spiders were creepy

And now, it's further confirmed. A little necrophilia, anyone?

Male spiders play dead for sex: study

All the males sought to attract partners by offering a gift of food, held in the mouth.

But the ones that lay flat and motionless -- even if meant getting dragged about by a female that had latched onto the victuals -- wound up in a much better position, as it were, to engage in sexual activity.

The hapless males that tried the direct approach wound up keeping the free meal but not getting what they were really after.

Category: Pets and Animal Love
Posted on 3/13/2008 11:01:53 AM by Gloria Brame


The seductive power of positional pro's

Interesting (and, I think, very smart) speculation from WaPo about why men like Spitzer will pay redonkulous rates for a call-girl:

Harold Meyerson - What $5,500 an Hour Buys

Of all the details in the transcript of the back-and-forth between Spitzer and the Emperors Club's traffic manager, the one I find most mind-boggling is when Spitzer, just before he hooks up with his hooker, asks to be reminded of what the lady looks like.

He's paying $4,300 for this experience and he needs a refresher on her looks? Four grand and change and he can't remember whether he booked tall or short, blond or brunette? We're not talking obsession here. We're talking positional goods.

Positional goods are those commodities that are more valuable than their run-of-the-mill counterparts because a special status attaches to them, since only a select few can have them. Since the Web sites on which prostitutes advertise indicate that the average hourly rate is around $300, the Emperors Club maximum rate, which is roughly 18 times higher, could be justified by the particular appeals and skills of its hookers. I haven't conducted empirical research on this one, but let me just say: I doubt it.

I suspect that what makes a prostitute worth $5,500 an hour is that she costs $5,500 an hour. The value here doesn't dictate the price. The price, rather, dictates the value. These women are available only to the wealthy; the ability to hire them, like the ability to live on Fifth Avenue overlooking Central Park, means that you've made it. And even if your hour turns out to be a bit disappointing, that's okay, because $5,500 doesn't really mean anything to you -- which just means you've really made it.

And there, I suppose, is the thrill. The power of being able to command the world's priciest hooker, like the power of owning the world's priciest real estate, could be a turn-on in itself. The power of dropping thousands and not even remembering what type of woman you've booked: Boy, are you ever something! Whether or not you're getting one terrific woman, the transaction alone confirms that you're one terrific dude.

Category: Sex and Culture
Posted on 3/12/2008 12:19:28 PM by Gloria Brame


Spitzer quits

Hot off the wires,


New York Gov. Spitzer to resign Wednesday

I wonder what kind of a deal he's trying to make to stay out of jail.

Category: Sexual Politics
Posted on 3/12/2008 12:18:31 PM by Gloria Brame


A little financial BDSM

Think they have a clue?

....Speaking on the occasion Mohammad Syed, Business Development and Sales Manager (BDSM) stressed upon the people to open their accounts with J&K Bank...


J&K Bank adopts village in Pattan


Category: Sexual Humor
Posted on 3/12/2008 12:17:32 PM by Gloria Brame


Number 9, Number 9

We're such a classy culture, aren't we?

"Client 9" T-shirts hit the Web

The New York Times says it's the code name for New York Gov. Eliot Spitzer in court papers that link him to a prostitution ring, but now anyone can be "Client 9" with T-shirts available online just a day after the scandal broke.

From simply "Client 9" with a large lipstick smooch over the top to "Just Call Me CLIENT 9," designers on Web sites like www.cafepress.com and www.zazzle.com are cashing in on reports that Spitzer had hired a high-priced prostitute.

"Look like a governor in this stylish CLIENT 9 design," one designer advertises

Category: Sex and Culture
Posted on 3/12/2008 12:16:32 PM by Gloria Brame


FOUND: Anal Opener on eBay

Well here's an interesting concept from a company in Brazil. What every pervert needs: a little gadget to keep your pucker in public view. Not too sure about the execution but...interesting.

You'll need to get eBay verified that you're an adult to see the link:

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Anal Opener - Buttocks Separator eBay (item 260219035630 end time Mar-16-08 17:51:10 PDT).

Category: Sex On-Line
Posted on 3/11/2008 3:02:53 PM by Gloria Brame



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