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Pornzio Crew’s Favorite Porn Sites
We’ve been in the porn industry for a number of years now…and I’d like to think that we’ve seen enough porn to know what’s quality and what’s crap. And since this was pornzio’s first blog post…I didn’t want to leave any member of our team out…so I decided that this first post will be Pornzio Crew’s Favorite Porn Sites. Now we all have different taste in porn. For me it’s asian…for others it’s…lesbian…broadband videos…boobs…and C’s favorite…teen anal fucking. But one thing that we all care about is quality porn. Which is the goal of this porn blog. We will be posting links and pictures of only the best porn we find online. And since we work in porn everyday…there will be a ton of free porn on this blog everyday. So…this is just the start. Enjoy Pornzio’s Free Porn:

I love me some asian beaver

What happens in the VIP room

We all love a Cumfiesta party

Is there such thing as too much tits…..NO!

Take your pick of Teen Pussy

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Posted on 8/6/2008 6:15:39 AM by CrackaAss
The real question about porn…
We all know how a porn movie flows. Chicks sitting there. The guy comes in. They go at it. He Cums on her face. The end. Now here’s what I’ve noticed about today’s porn. There is never a question about wether or not he’s going to cum on her face. No. The question is this. And this…my friends…is the only thing that you’re not quite certain about when you’re watching a porn. Is she going to show you all the cum in her mouth…swallow it…and then show you like a proud dog that just went to fetch her bone. Or…will she do the…I really don’t want to swallow this…so to be sexy I’ll spit it out of my mouth and let it run down my face…which has become oh so common. Seriously…give it a try. Next time you’re watching a porn and it gets to the cum scene…since you know you’ve already jacked off and came…and now you’re just watching cause you have nothing else to do. Make a prediction on which it will be.
Now that I think of it. That sounds like a great drinking game. Get a group of people on one side of the room that are for swallow. Another group for spit. And when spit happens…swallow drinks. And vice versus. And you both drink when neither happens…and he cums on her tits…or if it’s peter north…he shoots over her head. I’m a genius.

To swallow…or not to swallow…that is the question.

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Posted on 8/6/2008 6:14:41 AM by CrackaAss
Young, Slutty, and Ready to Fuck…
We’ve all done it. That hot ass young girl walks by wearing a skirt that you can see her ass cheeks hanging out, and even though she’s wearing a backpack. You think to yourself “I wonder if she’s legal?” Well, lucky for you pornzio knows where to look for the hottest young barely legal sluts on the internet. Our friends at braincash know what’s going on and how to recruit these hot young sluts that just turned 18 but are already ready to fuck and suck as you wish.
I mean just check out these sexy cum hungry teens:
Cherry Potter
Busty Christy
Kelly Summer
Mellisa Doll


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Posted on 8/6/2008 6:13:43 AM by CrackaAss
Yellow Card! Too Much Ass…
It’s not every day you see something or someone that stops you in your tracks. Well today…it was this picture of this amazing ass. Seriously…have you ever seen a more round…squeeze me harder…spank me like that…type ass? I didn’t think so. So after exploring a little more I end up on the greatest gallery. Five hot chicks…Three Asian…One Ebony…and a Latina that just screams “I’m a slut and want cum in my mouth” At least that’s what she says to me when i look at the picture. All playing soccer and end up naked fucking and sucking some young hunk’s huge cock.
So i’m sure they all ended up with turf burns, but if you were this guy…i promise. You wouldn’t give a fuck.

Pictures of Hot Ethnic Girls Playing Soccer Naked
Watch the Trailer

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Posted on 8/6/2008 6:12:44 AM by CrackaAss
I want to work in Japan…
Leave it to our friends over at Fleshbot to find this crazy japanese site. You can buy anything from a bendable penis pen to a Bill Clinton hard-on pen. Working in Japan must be so fun. When stuff like this is normal gag gift stuff. Can you imagine what they pull out at a sex party. A robot that shoots cum out of tentacles that also breakdances. That’s what I imagine anyway. I guess they’d just bring the real Bill Clinton and make it a swinger party. Either way this stuff is crazy and I want a “PoundaGirl Pen”
Here’s what Violet Had to say about it: It’s gotten to the point that few people I know have the need for pens or pen cups on their desks, but if a friend, say, had a need for such quaint antiquated items I would surely point them toward this bizarre collection of sex-related office supply novelties. Who wouldn’t, after all, derive delight from storing their pen in “Mr. Old Butt” or spend several glassy-eyed, on-the-clock hours clicking giant plastic penises into distended plastic vaginas mounted at the end of your ball point? No one, that’s who. Thankfully, the site also provides helpful gifs that demonstrate the alien artifacts in action, in case your imagination is somehow blasted into oblivion contemplating the Clinton penis pen(s)

Crazy Japanese Office Supplies

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Posted on 8/6/2008 6:11:46 AM by CrackaAss
“I want to fuck my teacher…”
We’ve all said it. And if we didn’t say it we definately thought it. Everyone has had at least one teacher that anytime you saw her all you could think about was either: her naked, her with your cock in her mouth, her on her desk legs in the air saying fuck me, or you just cumming on her face and her saying “we’re going to have to work on your accuracy”. Regardless hot teachers are what make getting through school possible. I mean I wouldn’t have fucked my girlfriend half as much if it wasn’t for Mrs. Stone. See if you can find one of your teachers on MyFirstSexTeacher. Have fun.
Here are just some of the slutty teachers I found that brought back a high school woody:


Find Your Sexy Teacher Slut

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Posted on 8/6/2008 6:10:47 AM by CrackaAss
Hung like a horse…
I keep hearing “porn keeps pushing it’s limits”. My question is how far are these limits going to grow? And yes that was a shitty lead into what i’m talking about. I mean in the 70’s when porn hit the market running. Normal guys with pubes galore and normal cocks were porn stars. It was like a club scene. If you had a pretty face and were willing to fuck on camera. You’re In! But now, things have really changed. To be a male pornstar you have to be able to fling out your big 10incher. And some of these guys are so big they’re pushing the 20inch marker. Fuckin ey!
That alone is amazing, but to think that there are women out there in the world that can not only take that huge dong in their ass,but also take 5 massive cocks at a time! You have to wonder how they find these women. And men for that matter. I mean do you put a ad in the paper: Seeking Male with cock that is the same size as his arm. And Seeking Female who can swallow a cucumber and eat a cup of yogurt at the same time. Maybe some guys are just blessed and some women are just freaks. Regardless its fun to watch.



Lots and lots of Huge Cocks

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Posted on 8/6/2008 6:09:49 AM by CrackaAss
Suicide Girls…
Now I know there has been a lot of bad press about SuicideGirls.com lately. Girls quitting the site and taking down some of the photos. But I really have to say “Who the fuck cares?” Are there still hot ass naked pictures of gorgeous tattooed girls? Yes! There are fucking tons of them. I mean if you were so obsessed with one girl who happened to quit. Just look at all the photos that you saved on your hard drive and get over it.. The site is still what it was. Lots of gorgeous women. They still write journals, the photos keep coming, and it’s still really cheap. What more can you ask for?
And if you’ve been hiding under a rock Here are some of the Suicide Girls
a few of my favorite girls:


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Posted on 8/6/2008 6:08:52 AM by CrackaAss
Amateur Galleries @ JuicyGoo.com
I realized today that I don’t put enough gay posts on Pornzio. So for today I figured I’d start with a Massive Amount of Goo. Our friends over at Fleshbot.com found this gay porn site and it has it all. Here’s what they say about themselves: “The GooGabberTM blogs, blabs, babbles and busts about gay porn, gay porn stars, and all things gay in the only blog you can flog your log to! Where Political Correctness takes a back seat to Cock ‘n’ Balls!
Fleshbot is a big fan and had this to say about JuicyGoo: In case you don’t check for updates at the inestimable JuicyGoo as obsessively as we do, we thought we’d let you know that there’s a new collection of amateur twink photos up as of this week, thus bringing the total of wankworthy galleries on the site to somewhere near the umptyjillion mark. If you’ve never visited the site before, we promise it’ll take you at least through the weekend to click through the archives to check out what you’ve been missing all this time—assuming your wrist holds up, that is,
JuicyGoo: Gay Porn Picture Gallery
If that’s not enough for you…there are always the hardcore videos over at Boyscasting.com

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Posted on 8/6/2008 6:07:54 AM by CrackaAss
When being a spitter is a good thing…
If there’s anyone that deserves employee of the month it’s every schoolgirl in Japan. Some kids in high school get a part time job making hamburgers at mcdonalds or maybe even a clothing store. But in Japan, they are either lazy or so much smarter than anyone else. They have managed to make more money some of their parents doing nothing. And like any good salesman. They can sell anything.
It all started with them selling their used panties with a sticker of them on it. They then moved onto naked stickers from photo booths at the mall. Maybe even a photoshoot here and there in parking lots. But now. All they have to do is be a spitter. When I read this article over at Asahi.com about Japanese Girls Spitting to pay the bills. I damn near shit on myself. Which made me wonder. Is that the next big seller? What can’t Japanese Schoolgirls sell???
A nice set of schoolgirls just to set the mood:


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Posted on 8/6/2008 6:06:56 AM by CrackaAss
I Miss Linsey Dawn McKenzie
What happened to Linsey Dawn McKenzie after she had a breast reduction (36HH down to a 36DD)? I miss that foxy British babe. I want new photos, videos, lesbian trysts, and blog posts from her. Natural breasts like Linsey’s will never be forgotten. …but she meant so much more to me than just squishy pillows.
Here’s a photo to jugg jog your mamory memory…

Crave more of Linsey? Me, too! I want at least one site update from her. I need it. Baby, please give me just a little current content…pleaaaseeeeeeeeeeeeee Your fans are sad. In the meantime, here are some older videos of her sweet fucking body that you can see for free.
Bonus: Watch this hardcore video of Ms. McKenzie here.

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Posted on 3/3/2008 10:00:13 PM by lesbodojo
Tatum Reed Fucks A Hot Brunette
Do you like bisexual amateurs? I talk about Tatum Reed a lot on Pornzio because she’s artsy, smart, runs her own site, enjoys listening to electroclash while she’s rimming girls, AND is super sexy. Clearly, I’m mildly obsessed with her va-jay-jay.
She sent me another video today of a hot brunette she met in LA while she was walking her dog. Click here to download this lesbian amateur video.

Read more on Tatum Reed on wikipedia.

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Posted on 3/3/2008 9:59:16 PM by lesbodojo
Miyabi Isshiki’s Hypnotic Boob Dance
Do you like Japanese girls? What about Japanese gravure idol’s with humongous breasts? I saw this fucking video of Miyabi Isshiki playing with her boobs and my mouth was open the entire time. um, er…. There’s no way to explain it without sharing, so here you go.

If you like what you see, you may be interested in checking out all her non nude DVDs (Mix Juice, Boob!, Boobs Beat, and Meromeron). Make sure your DVD player can play international formats before you purchase.
Here are some free Miyabi Isshiki boob lover videos to get your Friday really pumping: 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10!

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Posted on 2/12/2008 5:31:38 PM by lesbodojo
Bound, Transported, and Controlled by Gord
Have you browsed the House of Gord lately?

Their brand of bdsm is so unique. Some of the niches they’ve clearly mastered are the transportation of bound women, boxing women like dolls, fucking machines, and outdoor humiliation. Not your cup of tea? Ah, but I bet you’re curious.
I used to be obsessed with being bound and transported when I was younger. My friends would begrudgingly bind a scantily clad lesbodojo with duct tape and put me in the trunk of my car. Then I’d be driven to another location, unbound, and let go. Typically, I’d videotape the experience. Performance art, right? Ah, youth! I think that’s mostly out of my system now. I still enjoy watching mummification, though. I can’t lie. It’s fucking hot.
Think of the amount of trust you’re giving the people involved with your scene. During the time that you’re bound, you can either feel complete peace or fear. It’s an amazing learning experience. If you’ve built up a lot of trust and healthy communication with your play partner, go for it.
One thing I have yet to try is lesbian heavy petting through a latex vacuum bed (for complete sensory deprivation). That sounds so erotic and yummy to me. Ok, I feel like I’ve shared too much now.
Oh well…sharing is caring, as they say!
Here are some House of Gord videos and pics for you to devour whole: 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10.

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Posted on 2/12/2008 5:30:40 PM by lesbodojo
Actors Go Lesbo Without Writers
The current WGA strike has brought some serious issues to light. Where would hollywood be without writers? My heart goes out to all involved with the strike.
Some of you will remember me saying previously that I have a celeb-crush on Maggie Gyllenhaal. Well, she recently did a video spoof on the WGA strike. For all of you who have fantasized about Ms. Gyllenhaal going lesbo…this is for you. Watch the video here.

For more on Maggie Gyllenhaal, click here.

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Posted on 2/12/2008 5:29:42 PM by lesbodojo
Does Eden Enjoy Lesbian Sex?
Please tell me that Eden (of Garden of Eden) loves lesbian sex! I just watched one of her videos and it left my head spinning. This thread is useless without pics, so here you go…

God damn it, I love every ounce of that woman’s body. Her site is mostly softcore, focusing on her soft squishy pillows. Watch her run up and down stairs until her boobs fall out of her top. Enjoy her licking her own breasts without any neck strain. See her take 2 scrumptious minutes lifting her heavy breasts out of her bra cups. It’s just too much for me to handle. I’m so obsessed with curvy women.

Dude. Her breasts weigh over 16 pounds (that’s a double H cup, folks)!!!

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Posted on 1/26/2008 11:12:07 PM by lesbodojo
Euro Cola Company “Kofola” Promotes with Topless Models
A Czech soda soda company, Kofola, is promoting their new drink with topless (painted) models. Thank god people are taking pics of this. As an American, I’m used to seeing sexy commercials…but not nude models in public. That’s pretty shocking here. I wonder how much they’re getting paid?

I’d love to see how Pepsi can top this. …perhaps a body shot off of the model?

You can buy it here or watch their sexxxy commercial here.

xoxo, lesbodojo

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Posted on 1/5/2008 6:40:40 PM by lesbodojo
I Want to Fuck Near a Fireplace
There’s a nasty storm right now in San Francisco. Cold. Windy. Rainy. I’m trying to keep warm in my lonely Victorian, but it seems like a battle I’m going to loose. Old Victorian buildings do not retain heat very well. Thus, I’ve been fantasizing about getting fucked near a fireplace. …by some nice power-femme with warm hands.
Ok jerk off to these free fireplace porn videos while I go masturbate: 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10.

What about you? What do you fantasize about when you’re cold. Lesbian bubble bath? Scarification? Standing in front of the oven naked? Hot & Sour Soup Sploshing? Talk to me.

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Posted on 1/4/2008 6:02:41 PM by lesbodojo
Limo Service Offers Real Dolls for Rent
Do you live in the Bay Area? A San Francisco limo company is now offering a service that you may be interested in. It’s called SexDollRental.

Height: 5′1″ Weight: 130lbs Bust: 32D Features: Oral,Vaginal & Anal
um… are you interested yet? They say that once you try a sex doll you won’t go back. This service is going to set you back anywhere from $50-320. The site claims that your night of plastic penetration would be “absolutely confidential,” but I can’t help thinking that their limo drivers would have a massive collection of voyeur videos.
Watch their video here and decide for yourself.

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Posted on 1/2/2008 5:52:10 PM by lesbodojo
Bad Christmas Porn
First off, Merry Christmas guys! I hope the year to come brings you lots of sex from foxy ladies. …or guys…or trannys…or whatever you’re into (no judgment here). I was looking around for galleries to plug this Christmas and I accidentally found a ton of bad x-mas porn. eww and no thank you. …yet something about this season of giving compels me to share the best of the worst with all of you.
In no particular order, bring on the wrong…
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If you’ve read this far, you deserve some excellent Christmas porn galleries. Here’s a better list of free (hot) porn to warm you up. Thanks for reading my posts. I promise to write more often in 2008. xoxoxoxo Merry Christmas!!!
Top 50 X-Mas Galleries:
1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10, 11, 12, 13, 14, 15, 16, 17, 18, 19, 20, 21, 22, 23, 24, 25, 26, 27, 28, 29, 30, 31, 32, 33, 34, 35, 36, 37, 38, 39, 40, 41, 42, 43, 44, 45, 46, 47, 48, 49, 50

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Posted on 12/26/2007 12:10:51 PM by lesbodojo