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Bitchy

Thanks for all your condolences folks, much appreciated. Things have been a bit busy over at Girl HQ, so I haven't had a lot of time to blog. I have, however, been amusing myself in the odd spare moment by reading Bitchy Jones's Diary. This is a new blog, which I highly recommend. Besides striking a soft dig at the usual, 'single thirty-something woman' tag, Bitchy rather insightfully highlights

Posted on 3/26/2007 4:03:59 PM by thegirl

Remember

My mum carefully handed me the small glass bottle. “Here,” she said softly, gesturing for me to open it. I nodded, gently removed the dropper, and inhaled the perfume. My reaction to it was physical: my solar plexus felt tight with the recognition of the familiar aroma. Before I could control my response, I felt the tears pour from my eyes. “I… can’t…,” I stuttered, handing her back the bottle.

Posted on 3/22/2007 4:00:55 PM by thegirl

Shaggy Blog

Today is a special day: Red Nose Day. Otherwise known as Comic Relief - a charity to raise funds for poor and disadvantaged people in the UK and Africa - it's a day when people use humour to do some good for others. (Which is nice: there's no point cracking jokes when no-one can hear you.) (Unless you're a fan of Jim Davidson, in which case, please do go and lock yourself in a sound-proofed room

Posted on 3/16/2007 4:00:56 PM by thegirl

The New Yorker

New York has always been like a second home to me: I’ve been visiting here ever since I was a baby, and many of my close friends live in the city, so it has a very special place in my heart. So it is with immense pleasure – not to mention pride – for me to announce that my first ever American interview is in the Talk Of The Town section of The New Yorker magazine. I'm chuffed to bits to be

Posted on 3/8/2007 4:14:09 PM by thegirl

Hotel II

A few months and a couple of hotels later… I opened the heavy glass door and exited the bathroom with a towel draped over my arm. I stumbled slightly, because my legs were sore – no doubt the result of spending hours with them wrapped tightly around his back. Turning the corner, I saw him sitting on the bed fully clothed; his jacket was zipped up and his overnight bag was packed. “Um, look, do

Posted on 3/6/2007 4:14:58 PM by thegirl

NY

Bright blue skies. Crisp, cold, air. Remnants of snow on the sidewalks. Fresh, strong, coffee, with free refills. Eggs Benedict with runny yolks. Cheap cabs on every street. Handsome men on every corner. God, it’s fucking good to be back in new york.

Posted on 3/6/2007 4:14:13 PM by thegirl

Hotel

Making a final adjustment to my stockings and suspenders, I lay back on the bed and waited. Soon I would hear the lock being turned and the door opening, announcing his arrival. Until then, my heart would beat in anticipation and suspense. It had been a long time coming this night; it took some planning to organise. The first he knew of it, was my text sent seven days prior, requesting his

Posted on 2/21/2007 1:11:51 AM by thegirl

Flu

I'm currently laid up in bed, suffering. My head feels like a vice, my throat feels like razor blades, and my breathing sounds like a gazelle taking its last breath before a cheetah crunches down on its neck. No amount of home-remedies seem to be attacking my symptoms; it's not as if I'm not trying to get better: 2 x daily hot salt water gargles 4 x doses of paracetamol 3 x hot water with honey

Posted on 2/16/2007 4:04:52 PM by thegirl

VD

Obviously I dislike the next corporate money-making day between christmas and Mother's Day Valentine's Day; a memorable event known for lining the pockets of retailers, and emptying the wallets of the gullible/coerced. Given I'm not into sucking the corporate cock, of course I'm no fan: if I was, I'd be off busily blowing Richard Branson - but that's never going to happen. So the purchase of

Posted on 2/13/2007 4:09:55 PM by thegirl

The Penis III

Further to the poll that I posted after my discussions with Lawrence for his new documentary, he's now asked for assistance from the male readers of my blog. Lawrence has set up an exhibition to display pictures of penises and is looking for as many men as possible to contribute photographs. All you need to do is (completely anonymously) send a picture of your (flaccid*) penis here and it

Posted on 2/12/2007 4:01:43 PM by thegirl

Personals

It's that time again, when I try to explain to men How To Get Laid When You Place An Advert On A Casual Sex website. 1. Be grammatically correct. Placing an ad that is badly spelled or with terrible sentence construction doesn't bode well to anyone reading it; it just makes you appear stupid. Plus, you'll look like you're typing with only one hand, which although might be true, really won't

Posted on 2/8/2007 4:09:23 PM by thegirl

The Penis II

The poll results about men and penises (still ongoing, here) have been fascinating. A few points: 1. I created the poll for my own curiosity, and because I thought it might be interesting for men to read how other men may feel about their penises. I also thought it would be of interest to women, given it is not a subject that many of us are privy to when it comes to 'topics of discussion' with

Posted on 2/5/2007 2:21:41 PM by thegirl

The penis

I spent most of today talking about penises - and the men that they are attached to - with this lovely man, who is filming a follow-up documentary for BBC3. We had a fascinating debate about men, and male sexuality, and how the size of men's penises might affect their self-worth and confidence - which in turn may affect their experiences in sex with a partner. We also talked about how few

Posted on 2/5/2007 2:20:42 PM by thegirl

Shopping

I used to think I was different to other women; that because I enjoyed sex with such glee, I must be unique somehow. Yes, it's true that perhaps not all women have attempted to fist themselves, or masturbate three times daily, or can climax repeatedly through penetrative sex; but after writing this blog for three years and receiving feedback from thousands of other women, I know that there are

Posted on 2/5/2007 2:19:43 PM by thegirl

Bloggies

Without wanting to sound ungrateful to the kind people who nominated me, I am not happy about being shortlisted for Best British or Irish blog in this year's Bloggie Awards. Yes, it's a nice compliment, a good ego-boost, a delicious saliva-lubricated rim-job etc., but really it doesn't sit well with me. This is partly because I won the award in 2006 and one Bloggie is more than enough for me,

Posted on 2/5/2007 2:18:44 PM by thegirl

Generation

"So joor da notorious grand-daughter den?" remarked the nonagenarian as she greeted me at the door in her velvet-toned Hungarian (with a hint of German) voice. "Vee've heard all arbout ju here." "Good things, I hope?" I stammered, hoping that her sight-impediment would prevent her noticing my cheeks flush with embarassment. "Of course!" she replied, ushering me in to the flat. "Joor de

Posted on 2/5/2007 2:17:45 PM by thegirl

Display

Dear Men, Yes you. All of you. We need to talk. (Before shagging preferably; you seem to talk nonsense post-orgasm). Allow me to bring something to your attention, if I may. That being the problem of how you sit. Everywhere you are, you always seem to sit in the same way: with your legs spread widely apart; whether on the tube, in an office, or in that coffee shop in Soho last week, where you

Posted on 2/5/2007 2:16:46 PM by thegirl

Smell

We had met through work and ended up at my place where we began snogging furiously; it didn’t take long for our clothing to be removed. I was horny as hell and dying to fuck him. As I made my way down his body, slipping my finger under the waistband of his underwear with the intention of pulling them off with my teeth, I caught a whiff of something. Of him, to be exact. It wasn’t a fresh male

Posted on 2/5/2007 2:15:47 PM by thegirl

The three R's

1. Recap of recent events. (thank you everybody) 2. Review of my book over at the f-word ("Abby’s writing might also help do feminism a useful service by chipping away at the myth that women’s sexuality is somehow massively different from men’s") 3. Register your votes at the 2007 Bloggies (Don't nominate me: winning the 2006 award for Best UK blog suited me just fine, thank you. Instead, how

Posted on 2/5/2007 2:14:48 PM by thegirl

Three

Today this blog is three years old. What started out as a private place for me to express my thoughts and vent my feelings has now developed into something I never, in my wildest dreams, imagined. Three years on, and three million visitors later, I am still gobsmacked at the response this blog has had and am totally chuffed that people return on a regular basis to read my thoughts on sex. To each

Posted on 1/2/2007 2:06:04 AM by thegirl

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